I was sleeping -- does that mean I was raped? -- anyways, Gizzie Moto came up to my face and stuck his tongue in my mouth. And I'm ok with that.
Am I gay now?
I love this cat so much.
He'd be so upset if he knew I was sharing his gaffe. He probably was just trying to let me know he could use some more treats and here I am talking about him tonguing me like an excited schoolgirl.
Ok no, it was kinda gross. His breath is pretty foul. It smells like something crawled in there and died a few weeks ago. That was in my mouth.
But this seemed like a funnier way to write about it.
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