i go for surjoory now.

submitted by SubliminalCriminal from self.whatever

i know which pronouns best for use for me. i know which knife to use to make trnasition.

1) use sharp knive to remove penis, use mop to clean up excess blood and splatter.

2) wrap up with bandaids, go home , drink and be merry.

yay.

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

Godspeed man. Maybe look into Rick Simpson oil.

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

i am really enjoying this kratom, i feel buzzed on it, almost so much that i would be nervous if i got pulled over driving...

kratom is awesome.

video: joe rogan - kratom gets you high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFjpBvbGbGo

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I tried it once, it felt like mild serenity, nice! DMT out of a vape was similar but very noticable.

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

I am noticeably high on kratom now.

buzzed.

it is nice.

it doesnt make me feel druggy high, but i am fuzzy buzzy.

i am slightly feeling an urge to become a serial killer, but i feel like i would be a very balanced serial killer, know what i mean?

i dont feel like i would feel any anger at all while on a killing spree.

so i think kratom is ok.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

How many grams? 3.5 of the green is my alt-coffee sometimes. But supposedly druggies take a lot more to get a kind of narcotic high. Have never tried that.

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

this is the stuff that i am taking now.. on the first day that i bought this, i took maybe four of them, didnt feel much, but then i took another four... and another couple... and then i felt overamped...

the bottle i am taking says "maeng da" on it.

it makes for a nice fuzzy buzzy high.. i paid $20 for 30capsules at my local headshop.

https://choicekratom.com/product/30-ct-bottle/

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

https://herbal-rva.com/product/premium-maeng-da/#reviews

It's powder, so mix with warm water. Takes a few minutes to soak in. Half a tablespoon is like a better version of a coffee buzz. Tastes a bit bitter, but not too bad.

That kilo price is the best I've found, and the quality is great. You can mix and match other colors if you want, in 250 gram quantities. My local price was waaay higher, so compare yours to this.

https://otiesbotanicals.com/product-category/green-leaf/

Another great site, but more expensive.

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

i am really enjoying this kratom... it feels all fuzzy buzzy high without really really making me feel drunk or drugged..

i feel like somewhat like i have drank ten gallons of coffee, and i definitely dont feel sober, but i dont feel drunk either.. i feel pleasantly buzzed, which to me is so nice.

i am craving licking a kangarroo pussy.. maybe i have covid.. i better get checked.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

It can be nice. Not sure if you can develop a tolerance, so a few times per week might be best.

Prices in your link are outrageously higher.

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

about a year ago, i took 3-4 capsules in the morning and then another 3-4 capsules in the evening and i did this for approx 45 days and then i just stopped cold turkey..

it did not feel like when you quit something that is addicting, i did not feel like i needed more, it actually felt like the kratom had built up in my system and it felt like the effects lingered and wore off gradually over a period of maybe two weeks, it stayed with me for at least a week..

i felt nothing that even rhymed with addiction to kratom.

just fyi.,

btw, the links that i have shown are for examples only so that i could show you what i am taking.. i am buying mine from a smoke shop outside of houston texas.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe some card games at a casino instead? Sounds* nice man.

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    [–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    i agree entirely.. i have a recipe for baby soup and gumbo that is so deelish.. basically, you lay the baby out in the sun for about two days, let em dehydrate a bit, you gotta beat em with a mallet every couple of hours to tenderize that meat and it also makes em shit out anything which cleans the meat a bit also!

    now, bring em into the kitchen, put a rope around their ankles and slowly lower them head first into a pot of boiling water...

    put some mozart on the stereo to drown out some of the screaming, if you are sensitive to that kind of thing, lol..

    once the head goes under the boiling water, the room will get quiet pretty quick and then you will smell the sweet scent of baby meat that just floats thru the room..

    enjoy.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

    What are you getting cut up for, if I may ask?

    Maybe this fount of knowledge can be of some use.

    [–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    i am just joking around, there is no surgoory.

    btw, on the topic of surgery, there is an offbeat trans type sub on reddit that probably many are not aware of, it is /r/f2m but it is now private... it was public for a while and i browsed thru it and some of the ladies had gone thru the surgery to get a shiny new penis.. and everybody in the forum would tell them how great it looks.. but as a male i want to testify that they didnt really look that good nor did they look like a normal dick.

    anyways..

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Hahahahahaa

    [–]Comatoast 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    They just look like toilet paper tubes with crudely wrapped skin socks over them. It's like someone referenced the surgery from a dick that someone drew in a middle school textbook.

    [–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    the weird thing is that some of those females that have transitioned were some really hot ladies and they have totally fucked themselves up by doing this transition thing.

    those female to male transitions look really weird downstairs.. and once they chop up their pussies there aint no going back..

    so sad.

    if you have never seen a good assortment of the males that have begun their transition to female, try looking at this:

    http://old.reddit.com/r/sissies

    just be sitting down, it is strange.