I tested positive for covid today.

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i can barely breathe. I cant taste anything.

wear a mask.

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[–]proc0 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Were you not wearing a mask?

[–]CANDYASSES[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i was wearing an ass mask, bot not a face mask.

my mistake.

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Good luck, dude.

[–]CANDYASSES[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

this is not about luck. this is about science!!!

fkn trumptards.

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

High IU vitamin D and C, liquids, and rest. Don't fret, there is a 99.97% chance you'll be fine.

[–]CANDYASSES[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

covid is bullshit.

i sat thru a twelve step meeting for a year where almost nobody wears a mask, and i dont remember hearing about a single person that got covid by going to meetings there.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

u/candyasses is the dude who said he had COPD. Let's walk those odds back lol

I don't know if this is a joke but... RIP CandyAss if not.

[–]CANDYASSES[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i was kidding about covid, but i am definitely in the final stages of copd..

a few days ago and my lungs just seized up, if i hadnt had my inhaler i dont know what the outcome would have been.

my best guess is that i probably have somewhere between a few minutes and a few months remaining.

peace out.

[–]0rco 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Vaccine$ $ave$ live$