I dont want to take my gold bars on a road trip with me, cuz i might get into an accident and the bars of gold somehow might come up missing.. hello?
I also have fifty seven bitcoins for which i have the private keys engraved into metal plates, i also need for someone to safeguard these items while i am on my thirteen day road trip.
if you could just write a short essay telling me why you think that you are a trustworthy person and also are you able to bring your own truck to my location to pickup these items?
I will need for you to sign AND GET NOTARIZED a form that says "I PROMISE NOT TO LOSE SKEETER'S BITCOINS AND GOLD BARS".
in god we trust,