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[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

But do they shower you with gifts and free food and drinks like this place does?

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

they give free lotto tickets.

[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

It's this site you're leaving us for, isn't it?

https://www.jw.org/en/

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

no, actually that is something of a thorn in my foot.. that site.. i lost my family, including my son and daughter over that religion.

not a good memory for me.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I'm sorry to hear that and I apologize for making a joke without thinking about that implication.

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

i already understood that.

i definitely appreciate you as a solid and upstanding family person, so dont worry, i aint tripping.

me.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Thank you for your kind words.

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

i just seem to remember reading something from you about how you go out for a road trip with the fam.. and you leave everything behind..

your family must be very nice.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't do that sort of stuff as much as I should. There is a certain balance that I have yet to figure out.

[–]Popper 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

bye

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

thank you, i appreciate your kindness.

[–]mahavishnunj 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

no it hasnt. youre one of the few entertaining ones, quit fucking around.

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

do you know what i find interesting? the golden ratio.. it is 1.61803

the inverse of the golden ratio(1/1.61803) is 0.61803

1/1.61803 = 0.61803

1/1.61803 =(1.61803-1)

isnt that weird?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio

btw, i am scheduled to attend a hindu manure festival.. yay!

[–]mahavishnunj 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

i have an old song called 'the golden ratio' but my new one is for sure named 'hindu manure festival'.

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

i am gonna get down with the best of em.. i am gonna be a manure tossin white boy..

they gonna love me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHdYLQiFsyo

[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

jesus fuck, i didnt know it was a real thing!

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Anita, an activist with the Gau Rakshak Association, is a proud cow vigilante. She hands me a piece of some cow dung extract laced with pepper. “It’s good for your body and soul, have it,” she offers. Before registering a protest, it’s forced down my throat.

https://www.thenewsminute.com/article/eating-peppered-cow-dung-and-learning-hindutva-way-poop-chennai-spiritual-fair-47697

“We need to avenge the death of 80,000 cows that died during the British invasion!” The calm voice takes on a shivering cry for help. “When you stab one cow, you stab 20 men! That is the ratio we need to correct. 20 men for one cow!”

I hear it's best with a little pepper. And yes, cow dung is not just for replenishing your skins natural health, it's also a health food for your whole body.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Now you are kidding

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Then there's the commercially available camel urine for human consumption, although trad-nigs drink it straight from the source.

Yes, just kidding. I wouldn't even think of being so White Supremacist that I'd appropriate their culture.

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

i have studied many topics over the last few years and yes i promise you that the cow manure thing is for real for the hindus..

they actually worship the cow.. to the point that they make "soap" out of his manure and this is what they wash and bathe themselves with.

yes, they will get up early in the morning and wait for the cow to pee, they are waiting with a cup to catch his pee, and they drink fresh cow urine.

yummy.

they believe that it has medicinal qualities.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Don't you?

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

i am chatting with bots that are set on hate and anger mode, i am sure of it now.

i must be chatting a muslim bot.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

THE VACCINE GONNA KILL YOU

THE VACCINE GONNA KILL YOU

THE VACCINE GONNA KILL YOU

THE VACCINE GONNA KILL YOU

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

🤢

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

manure is for healing. it is medicine.