I have found a loophole on the stock market that WiLL allow you to make SIXTY FOUR BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BY NO LATER THAN NEXT TUESDAY!
IMY PERSONAL GUARANTEE: If you do not make more than twelve billion dollars in two weeks, I will personally refund your risk free cash escrow deposit of $14,250.00
With a guarantee like that, you can only win!
there doesn't seem to be anything here