omg, i am really sick, i just threw up all over..

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i really try to take care of myself and watch my cholesterol and my weight..

my doctor told me to drink a shitton of diet pepsi to keep my pipes flowing and he also prescribed for me to try to take a shit at least once every week or two.

i learned that wiping my ass is not really necessary, it is just some old wives tale that has been passed down from generation to generation so stop killing trees with all that toilet paper bullshit.

i am conscious about my health.

doing my best to stay on top of the ground.

trades are in progress.

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[–]beece 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

"my doctor told me to drink a shitton of diet pepsi to keep my pipes flowing " You need a new doctor.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

he gives me really good advice. he told me that if i am gonna smoke crack, at least try to get some organic brillo to use as a pipe filter.

he must've had a shitton of schooling.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you can just go to the self service car wash and shit in the drain and wash your butt with the car wash wand..

i like to use the soap bubbles brush on my balls.

dont be bashful, hit the soap brush.