Any of you niggas think we're living in a simulation?

submitted by yabbit from self.whatever

This shit is just too ridonkulus to be random. So your telling me I came from algae that formed from radiation from the sun hitting water that transformed into fish then apes? Shit is ridiculous. And then those apes developed the ability to build devices to go into outer space and run companies? No way this has to be some sort of a sandbox game created by an asshole scientist in another dimension.

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[–]AXXA👁⃤웃 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's a microverse battery for Rick's car.

[–]goonmessiah 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Teenyverse!

[–]goonmessiah 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah bruh, we’re all incepted deep within these simulations. You’ll never be free if you keep looking for answers in the mainstream.

[–]JustLookDontDismiss 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Flat earth. The term space wasn't even invented it until the early 1800s

[–]sproketboy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

IMO there's a better than 50% chance that we're NOT in simulation. Explained here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA5YuwvJkpQ

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The world exists but it's not the only existence you have access to.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't have access to anything else.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

we make sperm that is used to power the alien spaceships.

in the future, poor people will earn a living by fapping into your fuel tank.

[–]Riva 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And Reddit only had the cumbox.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Absolutely, and it hates my guts. I'm certainly not at the top of its hitlist, but it hates me enough to make so many little things go wrong at exactly the right times as to slowly drive me insane. And it messes up my mind and makes me irritable and depressed and foggy and talentless and unimaginitive and without energy with no escape, and makes me worse than everyone else, and makes my body very uncomfortable and ugly for me. And to top it all off, whenever I have a friend or someone I admire, most of them have the best lives. And to add insult to injury, the more they are like me, the better they are, and the better their luck is too.

Of course it's also done so in such a way that no one else can possibly notice, or understand half of it. But it's all much too personal for me to believe it's all sheer coincidence.

The only things that keep me from ending my life are cowardice and fear of the effects it'll have on others.