“Our country has been severely damaged by war. We need to cut costs.”
“Sir, in our colony the slaves are climbing up trees and dropping coconuts on our officers.”
“Err, what?”
“Also they are sitting down in front of traffic.”
“Why?”
“They are tired of sitting in the back of the bus, like the smelly kid.”
“That I understand. But don’t they outnumber us a jillion to one?”
“Their latest fetish is non-violent resistance. They saw it on TV. Shall I gather the marines?”
“Now hold on a second. Is our colony still profitable?”
“No.”
“Okay, send an officer waving a white flag. Tell them we are sorry and see what baddies we are for enslaving their nation. They outmanned us with their extremely brutal passive aggressiveness.”
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