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[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Apartment complexes are just such a fucking scourge.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A-fucking-men.

[–]Melodic_Programmer 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I agree, thank God for our parents bailing us out...sometimes literally.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

If there was a Facebook "hug" emoticon I'd react that way. Instead I'll just send you my best wishes to get this resolved quickly and painlessly. It is indeed a scummy move to tow your car just because the sticker is out of date.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

If there was a Facebook "hug" emoticon I'd react that way.

Made me puke.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

C'mon, "like" and "funny" aren't really good options for expressing sympathy/concern when somebody has something shitty happen to them. Facebook does suck though, I'll agree with that sentiment.

[–]yelgy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

leave him alone you flat cunt

[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Did you get any warnings? Our HOA for my wife's condo puts a sticker on the windshield 3 days before towing. I think each state has laws on how towing is handled.

If management makes a rule exception for one person, it can open itself up to lawsuits for those whom it enforced.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No warnings, they used to do the sticker thing, but not this time.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They finally did it. They killed your fucking car.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"We shtought we would get one million dollars!"

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Sue the crap out of them for something

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't think any lawyer will go after these multi-million dollar holding companies.

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

We're those guys standing around your car? Why not go talk to them?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I didn't know they were fucking with my car. What they said just seemed odd at the time. In retrospect, they obviously knew they were stealing a tenant's car.

[–]yabbit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

wtf would we do I'm broke af

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Lose your vehicle.

[–]Melodic_Programmer 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You can also have police take your car if your tabs are too expired, that's another exorbitant fee. No one ever told me about tabs.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wtf are tabs?

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Roofing nails stuck in a line in one side of a aluminum can will hold the can in such a way that the nails are standing straight up. Place a few of these in the apartment staff parking area and wait for the fun to begin. Field expedient caltrops. They'll ruin a tire every time.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't want to stoop to their level of messing with cars. Even if I did, this place has cameras out the wazoo.

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What would happen if someone buttfucked?

[–]Anman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Move. If you live in an area that has apartments with regulated parking, you are not far enough away from suburbia.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

That's not financially feasible.

[–]Anman 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

At this minute. How about 5 years ago? 10 years ago? What about in the future? Are you planning on moving? Are you working towards it? How badly do you want to move?

I find that in most cases, no one really cares enough to make the changes needed to achieve a goal, but are happy to complain about it. Not saying this is the case, I barely know you, but how badly do you want to move and how hard are you working towards that goal?

[–]yelgy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

find out where they live and piss in their dinners

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's illegal, it would only cause problems for me. Not worth it. Got to be calm and civil as you're being bent over and fucked in the ass.