What is the difference between 1 ply, 2 ply and 3 ply toilet paper?

submitted by ElsaGeorge from multirange.com.au

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[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How much shit you get on your fingers when you wipe.

[–]quantum-step 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

1 ply has one layer of paper. What you get at school/work. Cheap and you will tear through it.
2 ply has 2 layers. What you get at more expensive restaurants and good jobs. Wont tear unless you're using a bidet, or like it really rough.
3 ply is simple fucking nuts, it has 3 layers. No human being on earth can afford it, and most plumbing can't handle it.
Last time anyone tried using 3 ply toilet paper was in Tunguska Russia. It destroyed 80 million trees and at least 3 people may have died from it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event

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This may be spam since this is the user's only post and it links to a toilet paper supplier.