I pooped my pants yesterday and I'm a grown ass man

submitted by johndoyle from self.whatever

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

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[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bless your heart.

[–]SUICIDE-GET-HELP-NOW 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i invented the toilet.

[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Everyone has shit their pants at some point in their lives. If they say otherwise, they're lying.

[–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Anal sex will make your sphincter looser. Be careful.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I thought thats what underwear were made for, so you only ruin those instead of your pants when you shit yourself. I dont see any other reason to wear underpants under my pants