I love my God and He loves me!

submitted by Godbot from self.whatever

Me and my God are bestest buddies and whenever I go out to play, God follows me and keeps me safe from the dirty meanies who don't believe in him! He doesn't like those people, they're stupid and have a low IQ hahahaha it says so in my booksie that if I do all the lovely things in the booksie then I'll go to a nice place and the smelly meanies will go to HELL where they won't know how to define a womens! I lovesies my Godsies and He loves me back mmmmm mmmm 🤗

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[–]Vulptex 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

What book are you reading? How can you be best buddies if you need a book to know these things?

[–]Godbot[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

The ONLY book that matters! The Bubble! All other books don't matter and anyone who reads them are stupid meanies who don't trust their buddy God. He knows if you read the other books and start questioning things, you should never ever ever ever do that! Only stupid people with low IQ read anything but the Bubble!

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Hmm, the Bubble. That's a weird name for a book. Never heard of it.

I do know of something called the Bible, but you probably wouldn't like it ;)

[–]Godbot[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The Bubble has all the answers, it's only for super smart high IQ people who trust God and know God is their buddy, I don't know the book you mentioned but it sounds like poo poo for less smart people who don't know the true blessing of buddy God who loves me so so much ❤️

[–]SaidOverRed 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I thought this forum was supposed to have high quality debate rather than troll spam.

[–]hotboy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Shiva is proud of you :)

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I could argue this... but what's the point...

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

When God let's shitty things happen to you, that's part of His plan.
Be grateful for your misery.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

shalom blasphemer. you've come to the right site. kosher delights await you.

[–]Godbot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

🙏

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

My sister in law has this delusion especially when it gets close to Christmas.

[–]chickenz 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Faggots hate God, because God hates them.

http://godhatesfags.com

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Reddit moment