I am ironing out a new pickup line.

submitted by chickenz from self.whatever

Why don't you slop some lip gloss on your pie hole, fucktard?

It could use some polishing, but I like the basic structure of it.

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[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I used than line in 1971 in Junior High School.

[–]chickenz[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Every comment in today's social media is an argument or an attack.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

/Sarcasm On/ No they are not you dumb fuck. /Sarcasm Off/