I got my drivers licence!

submitted by GraviAss We Can from self.whatever

I got da driver licence todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I drove a Volkswagen Tiguan! (Edit: Drove a Tiguan on the exam)

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[–]Zapped 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Congratulations on getting your driver's license. It's a big achievement.

[–]package 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Given the number of morons and lunatics with driver's licenses I strongly disagree

[–]TarBaby 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I wonder how they pass the driving test? Maybe they are high on drugs while they drive with their license.

[–]MightyMorphinFaggot 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

manual or auto?

[–]GraviAss We Can[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

Manual, no point in going auto since you'd need to take an exam for a manual if you ever wanted to drive one.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

How in depth was that? Did they make you perform a clutchless downshift or anything?

[–]GraviAss We Can[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

No, nothing like that at all.

The first time I had to park and drive to a fake cash register to click a button, after that the 2 other times I tried I only had to drive around for about an hour.

[–]HongPongHooey 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

My first driving test in Texas, I had been up all night drinking and tripping on acid

I failed my driving test.. she said I did 60mph in a 30mph street and I almost ran over trash cans.

I took the test again the next day and passed.

[–]MightyMorphinFaggot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Praise jesus. Manual cars are theft deterants these days.

[–]rubberbiscuit 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I ran into an elected official the day I got my license (many years ago when elected officials were good people), and I'll never forget he gave me the advice to watch out for OTHER drivers. Simple but important advice.

[–]Zapped 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Great advice. When riding a motorcycle, you have to not only assume all others will make mistakes, but you have to also look for "outs" in case they do.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

No no no.

What you need to remember is than no one else wants to crash so they will get out of your way.

[–]Airbus320 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Buy a 1.6 liter engine

[–]Scolias 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Welcome to true freedom of movement.

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Congrats!

[–]tiny-brown-mug 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Congratulations, dude!

[–]SMCABwhatever 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Congrats, one of the truest feelings of freedom I ever had.

Now, don't drive like a dickhead. If you get to a 4 way stop first, for the love of God just go.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well done

[–]HiddenFox 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Congrats! Drive safe, don't get cocky and don't be an asshat! Let people in! And remember, we will all get to the next red light. There is no need to speed or drive like a fuck head just to get there first.

[–]Yin 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Good job.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Photo?

[–]Entropick 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Eyes on a swivel, always.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Congrats! 🎉

[–]IndianaJonesIf I asked you for a hug, would you say yes? 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Congratulations!!

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Get a bumper sticker that says "fuck the pigs". It will ensure you are always driving as safe as possible.

[–]GraviAss We Can[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I could get it in English, but for more effect should get something like that in Latvian then too, but I'd probably get fined for that lol.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Your auto, your choice 🙏

[–]RandumbZer0 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

If you drive as well as you spell..?

[–]GraviAss We Can[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I know English very well, don't worry, I believe I am able to speak and write better than natives and some even admit it.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

English is not his first language. Dude is a polyglot, it's pretty impressive.

[–]8thmonitor 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Congrats. Drive safe.