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New World Order: We just built a machine that transforms sunlight and CO2 into oxygen and food. Huzzzzah, techno-future will prevent climate change!

Me: You mean a tree?

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Stupid bitch! She's a Neoprimative!

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Good. More room for us. You can stay here and protest each other.

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"This tendency is also due to the fact that science fiction writers are telling stories for an immature civilization full of restless minds who would be easily bored by tales of a peaceful future without any major problems. But that's the kind of future that I want for humanity. A peaceful one without any major problems. One that wouldn't make a good Hollywood blockbuster."

Peace is a lie. There is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory my chains are Broken.

[–]Skankhunter42 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I piss on her tits!