Nobody on this site could take me irl

submitted by sneako from self.whatever

If anybody put me in a self defence situation I'd absolutely BODY them

You little pipsqueaks better put some respect on my name

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[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not only are you a closeted homosexual, you're a lying liar who tells lies.

You said you were never going to post here again but here you are

[–]catfishrising 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Take you? Take you where? Are you saying you're so fat that you don't fit inside anyone's car?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I challenge you to a swordfight with wieners. En Garde!! Slaps sneako in the face with his meat-saber

[–]RaverJodes 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I could beat you just using my large cock

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And not only are you a closet queen, you’re fat. Mary, you’re about as butch as the cowardly lion!

The only thing you have taken down is your lifespan from all the processed carbs you keep ingesting. Enjoy diabetes, fatso!