I thought she was 18

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[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Mudhammed.

[–]popcorn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The story goes that I think it was Aisha and that was his favorite wife I think if I remember correctly and he married her when she was six years old but he didn't apparently consummate the marriage until she was nine which I'm not sure I really believe that.

Truth is six is really young. But I can understand a man that's 25 marrying a girl that's 15 we used to do that all the time like back in the old west back in the old days man 40-year-old man would marry a 10-year-old girl any day of the week.

Truth is 10-year-old pussies got to be the bomb.

This girl I've been chatting from Asia for like more than 2 years she is literally the nicest girl I've ever talked to and she's never asked me for a penny and she buys her phone cards so she can call me it really makes me feel guilty.

[–]popcorn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The truth is I always liked young girls. When I was 26 my girlfriend was a smoking hot model and she was 16. I used to take her to my parole visits with me. One time my parole officer looked at me and she asked me if I knew what the term statutory meant and I just whispered to her only if she complains and my parole officer never said another word about it. I knew her father and he was okay with it I used to take her to my alcoholics anonymous meetings nobody had a problem with it.

When I was about 32 I married a girl that was almost 18 but the truth is she looked about 13 or 14 because she was only 5 ft tall. I banged the s*** out of that girl too.

When I was in my twenties I was always flirting with girls that were 13 and 14. One time one of the girls mothers called me on the phone she was really upset she told me to find somebody my own age and I was like whatever blow it out your ass.

But now that I'm 60 it's not so much of a problem I've been chatting video with this girl from Asia and I'm getting ready to go over and hook up with her or she's going to come here she's 38 and she is a little peach she is awesome nice.

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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