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[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh- I had assumed that it was a Fonzi scheme.... Aaaaaye!

[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Your anus is a ponzi scheme

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My doctor gave me a cream to make that condition go away

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That's a lot of Legos in that thumbnail of the floor of your bedroom.

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm trying to get that b******* cleaned up but my maid is busy smoking crack down at the truck stop she's working as a lot lizard and I can't get the b**** to do her job okay try to lighten the f****** on me already will you?

We have a warrant to search the premises