Being a woman is a fucking superpower.

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I know a bit about you because you shared that your parents are wealthy and favor your sister with financial handouts, therefore you have a perception that women have it much easier in life and you, as a white man born to wealthy (albeit neglectful?) parents, are discriminated against. It's not a personal attack.

I think injustice should be called out, I also think you have no right to a pity party.

[–]DoctorDuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

i am a man that believes that if my girlfriend is willing to massage my balls and suck my stanky penis, the least i can do is buy her a bicycle and pay the rent and buy some groceries and maybe give her a flower or something every five or ten years.

no worries, i figure she put in her work and deserves a free breakfast and a good second hand bicycle.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It sounds like a fair trade, you have good morals. 👍

[–]DoctorDuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

dont get me wrong, cuz i give her a monthly payment plan for the bicycle.. $2.00 per month until its paid off.. I WILL REPOSSESS IT, DONT MAKE LATE PAYMENTS.

when i say that i "give her a bicycle", i mean that i give her a payment book with which she can pay off the bicycle.

i am killing two birds with one stone..

1) i teach her to suck a dick.

2) she learns the value of paying off her own bicycle.

everybody wins.