Why things are shit.

submitted by Mcheerios from self.whatever

I am worthless and I want nothing more than to be a puppy to a taller, more masculine female. Is that too much to ask?

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[–]IAMANAnarchist 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Well shit. If youre just going to throw it all away, go down to your local Turkish steambath and let some large hairy men widen your starfish.

[–]Mcheerios[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

No. Has to be a female

[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh sweetie, Mr. Habibs Mustafa Ahmet can be whatever you want zhem to be

/s

[–]P-38lightning 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Have you met Jeffery?

[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

mood

Offer to pay for clown chan or queen bread's schizophrenia medication and they would fall in love instantly. Or start saving money for an escort, because the future presidents will destroy the economy. Godspeed.

If all fails, maybe some degenerate on saidit will teach how to smoke battery. While listening to Led's good times bad times. Best of luck!

[–]Mcheerios[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Good plan

[–]Mcheerios[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Boy I hope this works.