Homeless Grande Prairie man says he is a Transgender, shakes penis at pool staff and enters woman's changing room by HongKongPhooey in WorldNews

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This is good. If we had enough homeless dudes frightening the women like this theyd put a stop to penises in the ladies room real quick.

Is Christianity improving? A Pastor not arrested for molesting children, but only theft. by ActuallyNot in news

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Not judging by this one from yesterday

https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2023-03-23/satan-worshipping-paedophile-vicar-facing-lengthy-sentence-judge-warns

"A vicar who smoked crystal meth and boasted about corrupting young boys

...three counts of making indecent images of children

...possessing extreme pornographic images portraying acts of intercourse with animals, namely dogs and horses.

...As well as malnourished living animals, there was also a dead rotting kitten and a dead rotting rat on the floor

And as long as he repents and says a few Hail Mary's, Jesus will welcome him with open arms into the kingdom of heaven. Hallelujah!

Western Central Banks and Govt on the Verge of Forcing Society to Use Money that EXPIRES by HongKongPhooey in conspiracy

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How could you forget 'Jew', Saddits favorite. Apparently they have been paying me a lot of money to post about penises to 50 autistic schizos in an effort to destroy civilization. A truly diabolical plot, but the offer was too good to refuse. Hail Jewcifer! 👺

Is Christianity improving? A Pastor not arrested for molesting children, but only theft. by ActuallyNot in news

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Thou shalt not...oh never mind

The Legend of Zelda’s Link has long been a gay icon: Polygon by Alienhunter in TumblrInAction

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I'm not so sure about this Polygon, I think they would like this to be true. In Japan straight dudes who look like fruitcakes are often just metrosexuals, its some weird thing. If he was an American character he'd clearly be gay looking like this, but with the Japanese I doubt it, I mean gay marriage is still illegal in Japan. There is no fucking way Nintendo made a homosexual hero character in the 1980s, these people are delusional

Tallahassee principal is forced to resign after parents complained that Michelangelo's statue of David is 'pornographic' and shouldn't be shown to sixth grade art history class by HongKongPhooey in censorship

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In reality both these extremes are people who are so utterly uncomfortable with the physical reality of sex that they've gone loony.

^ Yeah, this. They are both totally obsessed with sex stuff to the point of total neurosis, and in denial of reality

Western Central Banks and Govt on the Verge of Forcing Society to Use Money that EXPIRES by HongKongPhooey in conspiracy

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Lmao, did not know Zimbabwe was doing that

Utah school district may ban students from reading the BIBLE after parent complained it contains passages that are inappropriate for children by HongKongPhooey in censorship

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🤣 Hahahaha!! Oh the irony! It's too much

Western Central Banks and Govt on the Verge of Forcing Society to Use Money that EXPIRES by HongKongPhooey in conspiracy

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IK dude, I did post this in conspiracy rather than news though, so don't rail me too hard. I honestly thought it was appropriately categorized. Real story, but conspiratorial take seems like fair game for s/conspiracy

I’m guilty of going braless in white tops, it’s time to ‘free the nippilips’ by Musky in Boobs

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Nice video, I like boobies

I’m guilty of going braless in white tops, it’s time to ‘free the nippilips’ by Musky in Boobs

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Eating Communion Wafers is a Homoerotic Cannibal Ritual. Symbolically putting Jesus' body in your mouth is really gae by HongKongPhooey in conspiracy

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If you guys thought my other posts were offensive you are in for a treat, I was only at like a 2/10. Do you guys like this better, or do I need to dial it up a few more notches?

Abducted Ukrainian child speaks of beatings and brainwashing (one of the crimes Putin was indicted for) by Site_rly_sux in WorldNews

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Oh is this like the time they said the Russians were raping 1 year babies fueled on viagra, but it wasnt true? Or like the time the Ukrainian MP introduced us to an 8 year old bombing victim who didn't exist and was actually a book cover from over a decade ago? The track record of these claims are really fucking pathetic

Saidit respects and fears me. They are intimidated by me superior intellect, grapefruit sized balls, and sweet karate moves. They are afraid I will destroy them with my god-like power by HongKongPhooey in SaidIt

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You didn't study the blade?

I'm not impressed.

My hands and feet are registered as lethal weapons, I have no need for a blade

👋 Judo Chop!!

Tallahassee principal is forced to resign after parents complained that Michelangelo's statue of David is 'pornographic' and shouldn't be shown to sixth grade art history class by HongKongPhooey in censorship

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I agree. Its a damn shame what is happening. The tranny extremists started porning up the kids, and the response is a reactionary movement towards puritanism, neither of which I am particularly a fan of. It feels like the country is being held hostage by a standoff between opposing zealots with really extreme authoritarian ideas

Couple Renovates Abandoned Japanese Home, Turns It Into Guesthouse by Drewski in DIY

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Thats a beautiful countryside, I'd love to live in a place like that someday. Nice looking renovation too, that place was pretty dilapidated.

Kangeroo by zyxzevn in Biology

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Hahaha, that kangaroo is jacked 😂

Saidit respects and fears me. They are intimidated by me superior intellect, grapefruit sized balls, and sweet karate moves. They are afraid I will destroy them with my god-like power by HongKongPhooey in SaidIt

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I enjoy your subs. Its a welcome change of pace, I try to updoot and comment when I see em. I'm still mad M7 took s/I'dFuckHer off s/all, I liked that one

WebP seems very evil to me. Yet for anyone who needs to work with them... developers.google.com/speed/webp/download by JasonCarswell in designpro

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Your're right, it is evil

Saidit respects and fears me. They are intimidated by me superior intellect, grapefruit sized balls, and sweet karate moves. They are afraid I will destroy them with my god-like power by HongKongPhooey in SaidIt

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Not sure if you're interested, but you could do what u/IkeConn does and put questionable content in its own sub.

I tried this, and wouldve been OK with putting all my possibly offensive material somewhere that was easy to mute, but the problem is the default subs list. When I post to something not on that list, I get way fewer comments because everyone is using the subscribed list and doesnt see it

Police: Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Martial arts, tasteful nudity, a heist AND an animal sidekick? Finally a decent Marvel movie!

Woman does karate, son gets naked, dog steals food at Walmart in Wisconsin, police say by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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🤣

Police: Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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🤣

Attendee Poops In Aisle Near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway Show - Givin the devil hier dues by cottoneyejoe in news

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😂 You monster! How dare you post this degenerate filth, and how dare you people upvote this to the front page! You are destroying saddit and the Joooos are paying you to do it!!! Raaahhhhhh!!! Cornholes self with a potato in a fit of rage

Anti-porn bills in eight states would force the likes of Apple and Samsung to automatically censor nude and sexually explicit content by HongKongPhooey in censorship

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I'm all for it.

Porn is destroying youth, especially young women.

How is this any different than the 'we need to censor republicans because they are destroying democracy' argument? Democrats and Republicans are both suddenly OK with big tech censorship as long as its only 'the things they dont like' even after they were screaming bloody murder about it last week when it wasn't.

I think this sets a much more dangerous precedent than just banning porn when you ask big tech or the government to start censoring your media. Once you start handing out this power, it won't be long before someone comes along and uses it against your speech. Once they start doing this, its very unlikely to remain only the 'things you don't like'

Saidit respects and fears me. They are intimidated by me superior intellect, grapefruit sized balls, and sweet karate moves. They are afraid I will destroy them with my god-like power by HongKongPhooey in SaidIt

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People who get triggered by your freedom of speech need to go back to the Reddit Holocaust.

Oh wait they can't, cause they got banned.

😂🙏

Anti-porn bills in eight states would force the likes of Apple and Samsung to automatically censor nude and sexually explicit content by HongKongPhooey in censorship

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Lol, Republicans are back to liking big tech censorship again? 🤦‍♂️ I swear people can't remember anything longer than 5 minutes ago

/u/HongKongPooey posts too much thrashy clickbait links. by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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He's not calling for censorship, just saying that your spam posts are getting old.

I don't like a bunch of shit people post, usually stuff about Jews, "niggers" or some other kind of identity-based hate manifesto, which I think is far more distasteful than anything I post. Yet I'm not starting Reddit style brigades about it like u/LarrySwinger2 , calling people out by name and trying to start a lynch mob because I think it's trashy and stupid, even though I'd have to block most of the site to avoid seeing it.

Some people clearly are enjoying having me post news that is just meant to laugh at rather than being serious, and I don't see anyone else being asked to self-censor to avoid offending people on this site, so I'm not quite sure why it is I should consider censoring myself when a few people don't appreciate some of my posts. I don't think the rest of Saidit would do the same for me.

I honestly like both you and Larry, and don't feel good about it bothering you guys this much, but I also feel like its pretty unfair and unreasonable of you guys are to ask me to self-censor and meet some standard other users are not being held to. Especially on a free-speech oriented site brimming with hate speech when I am just posting (admittedly low-brow) humor from newszines

Nice bunt by IkeConn in TheGunt

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Nice

Bunt by IkeConn in TheGunt

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Damn!

The bunt by IkeConn in TheGunt

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Nice ass, maybe lay off those shoulder presses and bicep curls though

That bunt by IkeConn in TheGunt

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This one looks photoshopped to me

/u/HongKongPooey posts too much thrashy clickbait links. by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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Do you have sand in your vagina?🤣

🤣 🙏

/u/HongKongPooey posts too much thrashy clickbait links. by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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but it's a pleasant change of pace from the wall of unfettered autism that otherwise makes up the front page. Seeing the same people just incessantly retreading their personal manifestos about Jews being the problem, niggers being the problem, America being the problem, Republicans being the problem, or even leftoids being the problem gets tiresome.

Somebody finally posted the real motivation for why I shitpost like I do. Because when I post about nuanced and complex issues, I get a wall of autist zealot speak. So I go with amusing myself instead, because thats actually on the menu, real dialog is not

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by HongKongPhooey in TIL

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I upvote your posts, but it's great to see so few upvotes on a casual racism post (though they normally get lots of upvotes)

I'm guessing they could tell my casual racism was meant to be a joke, the serious shit gets more upvotes

/u/HongKongPooey posts too much thrashy clickbait links. by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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u/HongKongPhooey posts some stupid shit to be sure but also some interesting links.

This is a fair criticism, I can accept this. Thank you for realizing the difference between me being a dumbass for my own amusement and 'trying to destroy Saidit"

I have been banned from Imgur for commenting on this post that it was authoritarian to call for the abolishment of your political opposition. by EternalSunset in censorship

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I actually don’t believe in democracy.

Me neither friend

/u/HongKongPooey posts too much thrashy clickbait links. by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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Just my personal opinion, but I think we may be looking at a couple of different phenomenon.

The 'L' and 'G' may have some biological basis, we see it in animals at similar rates to what we see in humans. Lesbians seem to have really masculine physical traits at much higher rates than one would expect given zero correlation between biology and sexuality.

The gender ideology stuff is clearly psycho-social in origin and not biological (gender is determined by the presence or lack of the male Y chromosome in mammals), although perhaps some inherent level of higher suggestibility is required to be susceptible to this stuff, because not everyone is

/u/HongKongPooey posts too much thrashy clickbait links. by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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(though the research is 20 years old), so we are much obliged. But it doesn't mention semen in gay men.

I think you have already provided the answer right there and perhaps didn't realize it during your out loud thinking. The article predates the woke drive towards inclusive language, it is implicitly assumed that heterosexuality is necessarily the biological norm, and that males retaining the semen of others in not worth studying without a plausible evolutionary reason for why nature would select for this in males

Christians, especially Evangelicals, much more philosemitic than atheists. So much for muh based christian nationalism. by Idoloboretz in debatealtright

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😂

Very funny, they don't love all semites tho, certainly not the Syrians. Don't let the Jews trick you into conflating Semites with Jews. Jews are just one type of Semitic people, and the Jews are some of the most anti-Semitic people around, look what they do to the Semitic Palestinians

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by HongKongPhooey in TIL

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I'm very disappointed in the lack of upvotes here Saddit, I thought you were a God fearing people who approved of casual racism

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by HongKongPhooey in TIL

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Mmhm, he's the one who says things like don't listen to Phooey, he's "crazy", but he's a liar! I am a stable genius and a wise spiritual guru

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by HongKongPhooey in TIL

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Thats just Satan trying to get you to doubt the word of God, I rebuke you demon! Leave my brother Zapped alone!

/u/HongKongPooey posts too much thrashy clickbait links. by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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I'd also say this - making moral judgements about humor content, and then attempting to suppress it for violations of your code is exactly what Reddit does. See the migration of s/TumblrInAction. Frankly this seems awfully hypocritical of a judgement for someone who claims to support free speech and internet. Have you ever seen South Park or Dave Chappelle, the best comedy always offends someone

/u/HongKongPooey posts too much thrashy clickbait links. by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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I just posted two links about police misconduct and a woman that was denied an organ transplant for being unvaccinated, but Saidit won't vote those to the top like my semen post, its literally the #1 post right now, so I'm not sure Saidit agrees

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by HongKongPhooey in TIL

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😂

Just gaymaxxed and got laid in less than 5 hours using tinder by winkot in RealIncels

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Lol

Nice Gunt Id fuck her by IkeConn in TheGunt

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Aaah that makes sense now, gotcha 👍

Nice Gunt Id fuck her by IkeConn in TheGunt

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Whats a gunt? I'm not up on all the interwebz lingos. Presumably a portmanteau of cunt and a word that starts with 'G', though not sure what

Gwyneth Paltrow says having gas pumped up her bum in 'rectal ozone therapy' has been ‘very helpful’ by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Yeah, you'd think she would need one of those fecal transplants I have been reading about after that

World-famous nudist beach's strange naked etiquette including burying boners in sand by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Hhahah, prude nudists, smh

Was Jesus Gay? by HongKongPhooey in AskSaidIt

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Jesus is inside me. I ate his cracker body and he melted in my mouth. Yes, I exploded in my pants

Gwyneth Paltrow says having gas pumped up her bum in 'rectal ozone therapy' has been ‘very helpful’ by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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🤔 I'm confused. I wish u/Questionable was here to tell me if this is gay or not. The rest of you just don't have the street cred

Pet owners blush as buzzing dog retrieves dildo during surprising game of fetch by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Your dog shouldn't be buzzing, they should probably take him to the vet