What are the most active subs on this site? It feels kinda dead

IndianaJones · 2023-02-07T05:17:09+00:00

I'm glad people still recognise my retarded antics despite not being that active anymore. I have officially made my mark on saidit history... ahhh that feels so good ahhhhh

ahHHHhhhHh

IndianaJones · 2023-02-03T01:36:34+00:00

Haha

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T07:18:34+00:00

Very interesting, thank you.

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T07:05:28+00:00

It's not meaningful to hug a KKK member.

I disagree, but that's okay. I suppose we will agree to disagree. Just remember that behind that klan hood is a normal person too, who also requires 11 hugs per day. I would consider giving him the 11 hug quota meaningful.

I'm not sure how true that is, the 11 hugs thing, but I believe it. If you can remember, did the thing you read specify what the consequences were of not reaching the 11 hug quota?

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T06:40:12+00:00

I'm Indian, I would still hug him. Fair enough if you don't want to hug him though, I will respect that decision. I haven't been on saidit in a while but he doesn't seem that racist though. Even if he is racist, he is entitled to that opinion.

But I do have one last question though. If a KKK member asked you for a hug, would you say yes?

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T06:19:51+00:00

Excellent.

When there's hugs, there's harmony. When there's harmony, there is peace. When there is peace, there is order in the galaxy.

u/dicknipples, won't you hug u/SMCAB? If he ever asked you.

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T04:39:20+00:00

These parody account names are getting out of hand. I like how chaotic yours is, well done.

It is one of the greatest challenges that man faces.

Indeed.

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T04:38:08+00:00

ahh that feels so good ahhh

If u/SMCAB asked you for a hug, would you say yes?

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T04:03:28+00:00

Can't we just all get along

IndianaJones · 2023-01-23T15:26:18+00:00

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cunt Club Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Socks, and I have over 300 confirmed internet girlfriends. I am trained in vegetable warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire saidit armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another pillow. I will hug you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, decentralise my fucking words. You think you can get away with sending cat pics to me over the Internet? Think again, proletariat. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Eddy’s gangster friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life savings. You're fucking Zapped, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 199 ways, and that's just with my melodic hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed zombat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hong Kong Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to Smoke your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tiny brown mug. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit weasel all over you and you will drown in it. You're TimothyMcFucking dead, kiddo.

IndianaJones · 2023-01-21T10:18:01+00:00

Cold! Could you say mean things to me instead?

IndianaJones · 2023-01-21T10:01:00+00:00

I've overheard people talking about incels on public transport too. It's only happened to me once but it was such a weird fucking experience. What are the odds of boarding a train, then boarding that one carriage where foids are talking about incels? The universe can be weird like that sometimes.

On the train, I once overheard three foids comparing incels to Jeffrey Dahmer. Ah yes, the prettyboy tallfag who's had a Netflix series made about him is definitely an incel. jfl.

Whenever I see normie ignorance like that in action, I usually don't take them seriously and just ignore them, especially with takes as delusional as "Dahmer was an incel". It just tells me that they know nothing about incels, so, best to not take them seriously. Just laugh at them.

IndianaJones · 2022-12-25T05:24:30+00:00

Merry Christmas Musky :)

IndianaJones · 2022-12-25T03:32:18+00:00

hey guys merry christmas

IndianaJones · 2022-12-20T22:50:32+00:00

Damn I wish I had that job damn........

IndianaJones · 2022-12-20T09:18:35+00:00

humping my pillow and pretending it's you

Based

IndianaJones · 2022-12-20T03:52:07+00:00

Thanks :)

IndianaJones · 2022-12-15T17:21:04+00:00

manure festival

IndianaJones · 2022-12-15T16:24:15+00:00

IndianaJones · 2022-12-15T16:19:04+00:00

Damn straight!

IndianaJones · 2022-12-15T00:42:48+00:00

LOOOOOOOOL

IndianaJones · 2022-12-06T03:01:33+00:00

That's really unfortunate but I respect your decision mate. Take care, fellow humanist. You'll always be welcome to come back.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-30T02:08:46+00:00

Thanks

IndianaJones · 2022-11-28T16:12:49+00:00

I like it when he replies "Mm" to me.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-28T16:10:59+00:00

Thanks mom

IndianaJones · 2022-11-28T16:10:48+00:00

Thanks dad

IndianaJones · 2022-11-28T15:31:08+00:00

That makes me feel good

IndianaJones · 2022-11-26T01:59:51+00:00

He doesnt seem or sound sane in any way shape or form

It's a fair assessment of me.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T23:29:59+00:00

Awesome, thanks man!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T23:29:44+00:00

up to 109 now

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T22:15:34+00:00

Caucasian moment. You are a hard-working businessman, Zapped! I'd be honoured to live in one of your rentals one day!! I would take good care of your floor..

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T22:03:07+00:00

Ha. Ain't that the truth.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T19:29:49+00:00

lmao

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T19:28:01+00:00

I mean yea

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T18:56:24+00:00

Another glorious day in paradise!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T18:24:37+00:00

Thanks Jason. Could you please send me an audio clip of you saying "Hi Indy, I am holding your hand. I love you very much. I am rubbing your hand"

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T18:21:05+00:00

Besides this, you sound and seem sane.

Thank you :) What is your opinion on pillowjacketmaxxing?

What is the reason you believe you are an InCel and why can't you get past that?

When I ask women out on dates, they say no. So in my humble opinion I think this is enough of a reason to hate women.

Have you even tried to find anyone IRL

Yes.

at freedom/prepper groups

I'm not sure if those exist in my area, I'll have to look around. Sounds like a lot of fun though. Where do you find these groups? Facebook?

or online dating sites (ie. PlentyOfFish, Unvaxxed, etc)?

Yes of course. You cannot call yourself an incel unless you've tried every avenue. Not trying would make one a volcel. Tinder, Bumble, Okcupid, Plentyoffish and cuddlecomfort.com are the sites I've tried, but with no success unfortunately. I've even tried r/cuddlebuddies and r/r4r on reddit.

I've never heard of "unvaxxed" before. Is that a dating site for unvaccinated people? That unironically sounds like a good way to meet cool and based women. I'll look into it.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T18:13:50+00:00

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T17:29:08+00:00

The cat is in the wrong regardless because it gets to cuddle Musky without my permission. Oooh.... that makes me SO angry and jealous!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T17:24:37+00:00

DECENTRALISE ALL SALADS!!!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T17:21:51+00:00

banana syndrom

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T16:39:19+00:00

Agreed. Another lukewarm evening in limbo!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T16:35:03+00:00

Another shameful night in hell!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T14:24:12+00:00

cant we just all get along

If she was revealing private things about you to Smoke, then I would understand your frustration. But from my understanding, she was simply telling him what vegetables you enjoyed.

Yes, you can politely ask Melody to not talk about your vegetable preferences to someone you dislike (Smoke). But she can also politely refuse. Sure, she could be a good friend and comply with your request, but she is under no obligation to. You cannot police someone else's private conversations.

In my opinion, not wanting Melody to tell Smoke your vegetable preferences is bit of an overreaction.

There's no way you're freaking out about vegetable preferences alone. I think there's more going on. I need more context. But in my opinion, you kinda overreacted man. Do better, be better, play better. I know you can, Musky. You're better than that.

I love you man. But it's only because I love you so much that I refuse to lie to you, and so I must give my real opinion. No lying allowed, even if it might hurt you and even if it's something you probably don't want to hear.

Anyway I'm gonna hump my pillow and pretend it's you until the situation is resolved. If the drama isn't resolved by my 1000th hump then you two need to cut ties with each other. I'll be keeping an eye out. This friendship seems too unhealthy to continue.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-23T07:39:05+00:00

dr pizzamaxxed

IndianaJones · 2022-11-23T07:03:10+00:00

kiss...

IndianaJones · 2022-11-23T06:55:57+00:00

based brother

IndianaJones · 2022-11-20T17:32:25+00:00

IndianaJones · 2022-11-17T09:37:41+00:00

me hugging my pillow and pretending it's saidit people^{^}

IndianaJones · 2022-11-17T09:37:14+00:00

nice floor

I wish that cat was me........ it gets to live with u/Adventurous_Ad6212

IndianaJones · 2022-11-17T08:48:26+00:00

Noooo!!! I just wanted to be average and not stand out! Nooooo!!!!!!!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T20:00:24+00:00

You're a good time, weegs.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T19:57:28+00:00

I miss a lot of things, bud. I'm not a bright guy so I don't know how I can help you with your proletariat problems. To be honest I don't even know what the word means. I just saw you use it in the chat once so I decided to make up random bullshit pertaining to that word. You damn proletariats!

Let's make our own government instead!!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T19:48:15+00:00

Anyone I disagree with lives in Tel Aviv

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T19:33:28+00:00

I have been summoned. Those god damn proletariats! They will pay for making weegs suffer.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T16:44:41+00:00

Nani?

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T16:34:59+00:00

Man, I love this website! You can say faggot without getting sitewide banned! I'll fight you to the death for that crown bud. My remarkable averageness is unmatched...

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T16:33:34+00:00

yea me

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T11:53:35+00:00

Damn straight

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T10:54:52+00:00

Hey now, that funny fuck is the reason why I say "KKKonservative" now. It's a quite accurate label for me. Those god damn KKKonservatives!!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T10:31:41+00:00

I mean fair enough.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T09:16:44+00:00

muh internet town square

So much for giving journalists a voice! Say what you what about M7, but even he would run Twitter better than Elon "Nigger Stink" Musk. The real internet town square is Saidit.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T08:41:29+00:00

Home of the World's Strongest? More like Home of the World's Smartest! Ho ho ho!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T08:31:15+00:00

agree

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T08:30:14+00:00

You know, when you put it that way, you're absolutely right.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T08:29:57+00:00

yea biggie

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T02:51:00+00:00

I hope I'm not doing that.

You definitely aren't. Even if you were, you have to keep being your true self no matter what. Different opinions matter after all.

I got banned from reddit 5 times.

That just makes me respect you more.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T02:47:04+00:00

It's like Jurassic Park out here!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T02:16:02+00:00

u/jet199 You oughta add Musky on discord sometime bud. I can attest from personal experience that he's a blast to voice chat with. Smart, funny and overall a pretty cool guy. You should voice chat with him sometime.

I think he cares about you a lot. Give him a chance and you may not regret it.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-15T01:41:24+00:00

Recently, I have procured a fascination for floors. I assume your feet are touching them at this very moment. Floors are one of the most abundant objects on Earth. Without floors, we wouldn't be able to get anywhere. Yet we still walk on them like they are not humans, despite giving us the incredibly gift of transport.

Another reason for my request is because I am curious to see what kind of floors are being walked on by saidit people. If you were to send me footage of your floor, I would most likely be fascinated by it and think "This is a lucky floor. /u/TimothyMcFuck once walked on it, so it must be of great significance".

There may also be floors in your area, mainly public ones, where people from all walks of life have stepped on. Your soulmate that you have not met may have walked on a particular floor that you once walked on too. So even though you have not met your soulmate, there is still a possibility you may have walked on the same floor, and for that reason there is still a bond between you two solely because of a literal common ground.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-14T20:59:29+00:00

Perhaps.

But it'll certainly introduce new characters into this crazy and funny sitcom known as saidit.net. So many interesting characters to explore and learn about! Humans are like ice cream, there are so many different flavours. This means there are about 7 billion different flavours to explore. If we don't count NPCs, I would guess there are at least 100 million different flavours that have yet to be explored. It's like discovering new planets.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-14T14:46:12+00:00

Most genius comment ever written on saidit.net

IndianaJones · 2022-11-14T13:11:21+00:00

The trick is to wait for everyone to get fed up with reddit. Those who are fed up with it will eventually discover saidit.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-14T08:43:40+00:00

Of course I would. The bigger the woman, the more there is to hug.

I want my future girlfriend to be like that. My fat girlfriend, who is also 40 years old and posts on FDS. Omfg that so hawt.....

IndianaJones · 2022-11-14T05:58:02+00:00

https://saidit.net/user/JasonCarswell/submitted/

haha

IndianaJones · 2022-11-13T18:41:25+00:00

I love you so much daddy ❤️ xoxo

IndianaJones · 2022-11-13T16:49:52+00:00

cries on socks' chest ahoo ahoo

If I have the option to squeeze the life out of a bigot, I'd be tempted

Good answer.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-13T16:48:32+00:00

Me too (and I have in real life).

IndianaJones · 2022-11-13T16:10:15+00:00

Correct! Haha, it's all good

IndianaJones · 2022-11-13T16:06:34+00:00

The joke is that the link redirects to whatever profile you're logged into, so he's not actually making fun of you specifically.

I do like this comment of yours though. I screenshotted it a while ago for my own personal growth.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-13T16:02:45+00:00

If a hater of non-whites asked you for a hug, would you say yes? What if he was really sad and cried on your chest?

IndianaJones · 2022-11-13T13:32:30+00:00

That makes him smart not stupid

IndianaJones · 2022-11-13T08:51:25+00:00

ALRIGHT YEAH!!!!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-13T02:49:40+00:00

you forgot u/Melodic_Programmer

IndianaJones · 2022-11-13T02:48:32+00:00

AGREED

IndianaJones · 2022-11-13T02:47:59+00:00

That makes me feel important..........

IndianaJones · 2022-11-11T16:27:15+00:00

Congratulations!!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-11T14:50:28+00:00

That sucks man.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-11T04:45:48+00:00

If he was an escortcel then I think that's fine. Your first mistake was browsing feds.is in the first place though. It's been confirmed as a honeypot so many times, why do people still use that site?

IndianaJones · 2022-11-11T04:41:17+00:00

Lucky wife....... she gets to hold your hand (without my permission). Ooohhhh... That makes me SO angry!

Also, what happened to your hand?

IndianaJones · 2022-11-08T06:01:56+00:00

ALRIGHT YEAH!!!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-08T03:48:54+00:00

hugs eddy ahhh that feels so good ahhhh

IndianaJones · 2022-11-08T03:27:30+00:00

nice floor

I wish a saidit user walked on me....... lucky floor. Also nice ramen, looks very yummy.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-08T03:23:59+00:00

Fair conclusion

IndianaJones · 2022-11-08T03:23:35+00:00

If a faggot indian asked you for a hug, would you say yes?

IndianaJones · 2022-11-07T13:43:48+00:00

eh loco, u scare me but kinda cool. we should chop it and voice chat sum time. wit /u/Musky or witout him, whatever dawg

IndianaJones