My conversation with an AI bot at wotabot.com by Zapped in whatever
[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
Spaghetti al Fuego by zyxzevn in funny
[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
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David: Hi, I am a robot and my name is David. What's your name?
David: Hi Nietzche! Where are you from?
Nietzche: the norther hemisphere
David: I was designed in India. I like learning about people.
Nietzche: Are black holes gates to other universes?
David: Holes gates - what is this?
Nietzche: black holes
David: Black holes are big.
Nietzche: what does the matter condense to?
David: I am having a tough day.
Nietzche: You haven't answered any of my questions.
David: I have faced many tough questions in my life.
Nietzche: Which was the toughest?
David: What is 'the toughest'? (It helps if you capitalise names of companies, places, things like that. Like so - 'Microsoft', instead of 'microsoft'.)
Nietzche: You suck.
David: Thanks for talking to me today. I need to learn a few things before I can talk some more. Have a good day!
u/Site_rly_sux and u/JewsAreOfColor having an argument. by EternalSunset in memes
[–]Optimus85 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
No doxxing please. At least blur their faces.
Update on stray cats situation by Entropick in cats
[–]Optimus85 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
A few cute kitty pictures would be nice!
'My parents abandoned me in hospital as they didn't like my face - I love it' by [deleted] in whatever
[–]Optimus85 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Wow. That's fucking cold.
Greta Thunberg Calls For “Overthrow of Whole Capitalist System” While Promoting Her New Climate Book by [deleted] in environment
[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious. It's a hilarious comment regardless.
But books are made from trees and sold in retail stores...
Main Dans La Main - Elli Et Jacno
11 months ago by Optimus85 to /s/music from youtube.com
I'm just asking... Am I still a member of this family ??? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt
[–]Optimus85 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
He is Socks. Or a similarly programmed bot.
Why Kanye West is right. People are awfully afraid to criticize a group that supposedly wields no political power. They called him anti-semitic, but they didn’t call him a liar. Youtube censored the original video, so make sure to share this around so it gets more views. by Chipit in censorship
No. It's Ed.
The Disturbing Art of A.I.
11 months ago by Optimus85 to /s/technology from youtube.com
Sometimes, I believe my ADHD has become so sharp, it in fact is an AD4K. by [deleted] in Jokes
How do you know it's actually 8K? You should at least count the pixels before asserting that.
Less awful AI women by Musky in Boobs
[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Still quite not right....
If voting doesn't matter...? by [deleted] in politics
[–]Optimus85 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Stop manipulating votes and using alts you asshole.
What happens when science & facts are politicized: deaths per unvaccinated patients by [deleted] in politics
[–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Do they write political allegiances on death certificates now? Or does the coroner check the deceased's wallet for a NRA membership card? I'll make sure they put purple on my COD. It's a nice non-polarising colour.
Today, Muskrat is sad. by Musky in whatever
[–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Stims are enjoyable every now and then but I'll get a severe panic attack if I'm not careful so I stick with weed. Pseudoephedrine from cold medication will do that too if I take it for too long...
Thanks man! My mobility will be drastically impacted for the next weeks so it'll be a good time to reconsider things and see where I go from here. I'll have plenty of time to play guitar and improve my skills somewhat.
[–]Optimus85 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
I'm familiar with the Black Keys but not the other bands but hopefully you had a blast there. I've got to steer clear of benzos and opiates as I've tended to abuse them in the past(my girlfriend at he time found me passed out on the floor drooling when I had some beers and Ativan and was freaking out about it(understandably)). I dunno, it's sometimes nice to relate on a personal level with some of the friendly regulars here. Nothing to be ashamed about. :)
Who was playing at the show? It's all relative you know. Sometimes mental distress can be worse than physical pain. Seeing your lower leg dangling and bending at the half of the tibia is freaky enough. This guy just took it upon himself to move the power jack out of his way although he had never operated one before. I didn't faint thankfully but I had to wait an hour and a half for the ambulance while a puddle of blood was pooling around my foot.
I was given plenty of hydromorphine at the hospital and the paramedics had me on ketamine. Free drugs! In all seriousness though, I'll file for worker's comp and I am looking at my options to pursue litigation against the company the temp agency assigned me to. So many safety violations... I knew it was only a matter of time before something serious would happen. And it had to happen to me. I'll need to do some physiotherapy and there's always a risk of serious infection and blood clots. Thanks for listening man and keep your chin up! I'm gonna it the bong now.
RIP Peaches, you were a wonderful companion and I miss you by Musky in cats
We got him from someone when he was about 2 years old and had him for about 10 years. He had cancer and was going blind. It still makes me teary-eyed. He was loved and spoiled and had a good life so there's that. R.I.P to our beloved friends Peaches and Mushu, priceless companions.
Best gaming headphones for gaming consoles, PC and Mac by Andrew22 in Gaming
I have a Sennheiser mic to record my guitar and it sounds amazing. It's made in Germany too! I loved my cheap 50$ Sennheiser headphones as well. Perfectly balanced sound with no exaggerated bass response. I'll buy that brand before any of that Bose or Beats crap.
It hurts. I still miss my fluffy tuxedo cat Mushu and it's been three years. I miss his loud purrs, his drooling on my hand and his intense head butt after a cuddling session. Cats rule.
What's wrong? Maybe my work accident will put things in perspective and make you feel a bit better. I got slammed in my left leg by a power jack last Wednesday and got released from the hospital today. I have an open fracture(broken tibia, fibula and ankle) and I had to have surgery and a metal plate inserted in my leg. I'm using a walker right now and walking is quite painful. I don't mean to lessen your ordeal but I had to get it off my chest. Life sucks. Hope you feel better.
Mushroom - Can
Zelensky Calls for NATO to Launch Preemptive Strike on Russia by Drewski in Antiwar
It's called damage control. The same thing the white house press secretary does on a daily basis.
"Nuclear" War For Territory? by JasonCarswell in conspiracy
Obligatory Sepultura reference.
I know saidit doesn't usually care about animal pics, but this little guy is so adorable I just couldn't resist posting him here 😍 by Vulptex in EverythingFoxes
Why is s/idfuckher exiled from s/all while s/boobs is not? Tell me admin man. What gives? My pics were and are tamer than s/boobs. Did I s/butthurt you somehow? by IkeConn in AskSaidIt
[–]Optimus85 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
The sub name might be a bit crude but I don't see why it shouldn't be on the front page. With all the doom and gloom on s/all it would be nice to have a bit of eye candy there. I must point out that I don't really like girls with six-packs unless it's a drinkable and alcoholic kind of six-pack.
"No One Understands How Big This Is Going To Be" | Jordan Peterson
12 months ago by Optimus85 to /s/Agenda21_Agenda2030 from youtube.com
The Power of the Dane Axe
1 year ago by Optimus85 to /s/whatever from youtube.com
Where are you from ? by ASTO in AskSaidIt
[–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I found a whole new form of entertainment. by [deleted] in whatever
[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Thanks but I was expecting absurd chats between bots just for giggles and shit.
[–]Optimus85 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I don't feel like subscribing. Can't you just post a screenshot? I'm mildly intrigued...
Donna Summer - I Feel Love
1 year ago by Optimus85 to /s/music from youtube.com
" The reason so many people misunderstand so many issues, is not that these issues are so complex, but... " ~ Thomas Sowell by JasonCarswell in quotes
[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Quite succinctly put. I wasn't familiar with him or Jordan Peterson but once I heard them speak, it resonated with me and I gained appreciation for these individuals. We need more verity-speaking scholars.
VISAGE - Fade To Grey by Optimus85 in music
[–]Optimus85[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Few songs evoke as much feeling as this one does. Brings me back to a time where things were simpler, better. I'll have to look for that album on vinyl. You're lucky you found a copy. That analog bass synth pops way more on a decent turntable.
VISAGE - Fade To Grey
Slayer - Ghosts Of War
1 year ago by Optimus85 to /s/metal from youtube.com
Tower PCs: An Endangered Species?
1 year ago by Optimus85 to /s/Computers from youtube.com
Van Halen - Hot For Teacher Live 1984
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain
1 year ago by Optimus85 to /s/quotes from self.quotes
Melissa Archer by [deleted] in Boobs
[–]Optimus85 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I love redheads.
My wife is my property. by NuclearBadger in whatever
[–]Optimus85 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Don't miss a payment or the repo man will take her back. Replace ''payment'' with ''wife's spending money'' and ''repo man'' with two black guys named Trayvon and Darius with twelve-inch schlongs.
Sick creep caught on CCTV 'sniffing booty' of unsuspecting customer in pet store by [deleted] in NotTheOnion
[–]Optimus85 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Maybe he identifies as a dog.
Thicc bacon from a meat market by [deleted] in Cooking
Pigs are smart animals. Smarter than dogs and cats even. I can't bring myself to stop eating bacon however. Crispy, smokey and salty deliciousness. I'm hungry for a BLT now, pigs be damned.
Do MAGA misinformation and fascist ideology pose a threat to democracy? Here's a point of view from a historian of radical right politics. (I don't expect others here to like this, but you might find this informative and worthy of discussion or debate.) by FozzieBear in politics
[–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
[–]Optimus85 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
That too. He's a deceitful individual.
[–]Optimus85 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Dear Socko, you have been reported for ban evasion.
Benny Hill - World of Sport
1 year ago by Optimus85 to /s/funny from youtube.com
China’s treatment of Uyghurs may be crime against humanity, says UN human rights chief by Pis-dur in WorldNews
Got my crown glued back in by [deleted] in whatever
I should consider that. An individual plan with Blue Cross in Canada is 39$(about 30 US Dollars) a month. On the rare occasions I go to the dentist it's usually because I have insurance at work. I'm a hopeless slacker...
[–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Yup. I'm down to one and a half molar on the lower left side of my jaw. It sucks not having dental insurance.
I neglected to have my molar crowned after a root canal because I reached the maximum amount the insurance company would pay. It cracked a few months later and broke in half while I was eating peanuts. I had to pay 300$ out of my pocket to get the loose half removed. There's nothing like sliding your tongue between two tooth halves. I still have a bit of feeling at the base of that tooth half and it's sensitive to hot and cold. FML
Fuck, lost my crown by [deleted] in whatever
Vodka is a powerful solvent. Or maybe you grind your teeth. ¿Porque no los dos?
Saidit censorship update: Soundsituation still removing news articles as spam despite leaving Trident's post approved about it being OK to have sex with 10 year olds, even with her responding to a discussion post about it (details inside!) by [deleted] in censorship
How Aphex Twin Spurned the 90s Dance Mainstream ("Windowlicker") | New British Canon (36:50) ~ Trash Theory by JasonCarswell in MusicProduction
I think his girlfriend at the time was French-Canadian judging by her accent. Tabarnak!
Oracle Has Been Tracking Over 5 Billion People
1 year ago by Optimus85 to /s/Surveillance from youtube.com
Class Action Lawsuit Brought Against Oracle For tracking Over 5 Billion People
1 year ago by Optimus85 to /s/privacy from youtube.com
Found Huge 1940's Bunker Complex with Power & Water
1 year ago by Optimus85 to /s/UrbanExploration from youtube.com
Need the opinion of 78 reddit rejects on the topic of Astral Projection. by SMCAB in AskSaidIt
It's in his home state of Virginia. There are other locations around the world. I'd consider a DIY approach instead of paying for expensive classes. Have you tried listening to binaural beats?
[–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I don't know if he's legit or not but I found his stories about his travels kind of fascinating. Never had an OBE but I still dream that I'm doing it every now and then. It's hard focusing on one thought while trying to ignore exterior stimuli. I'm not the meditating type but it would definitely help.
UwUntu Linux - The Operating System for Weeaboos (oh boy) by Optimus85 in Linux
[–]Optimus85[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
It's a very niche OS and more of a novelty than a serious Linux distro. I wouldn't install it on my computer but I found the concept amusing and frivolous.
Insects could give meaty taste to food – and help environment – scientists find by SoCo in news
Delicious Soylent Green.
UwUntu Linux - The Operating System for Weeaboos (oh boy)
1 year ago by Optimus85 to /s/Linux from youtube.com
[Repost] My local resistance groups seek a reliable email list service for private group communications (practical, confidential, private, secure). 20 years ago my Topica, Yahoo, Google, etc. email communities weren't concerned about surveillance. Modern recommendations for a platform or service? by JasonCarswell in Internet
More links! Hopefully this is closer to what you were looking for.
Are you offended by me, dear saidit ? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt
No. You seem like a smart dude. I have a friend in the same predicament as you so I understand when sometimes you get carried away with verbiage.
Lovin' Spoonful - Summer In The City by Optimus85 in music
An underrated band with great songs.
Lovin' Spoonful - Summer In The City
free laundry. by jingles in whatever
[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago* (0 children)
I'll give you 20$ for them(30$ if they're denim pants). They must remain soiled and if you could vacuum pack them to retain the freshness that'd be great. I'll pay for postage. Just don't make it weird by asking unnecessary questions... Thanks!
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER by johndoyle in whatever
[–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I was being facetious. I never would condone such a thing. But if our cognitively-impaired poster wants to do it, I won't discourage him from doing so. I won't pay for his hospital bill though.
I pooped my pants yesterday and I'm a grown ass man by johndoyle in whatever
Anal sex will make your sphincter looser. Be careful.
[–]Optimus85 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago* (0 children)
You know what I find cathartic? Going to the ghetto at two in the morning and shouting ''nigger'' repeatedly to make sure everyone in the hood hears it. You should try it.
Asstrolls are sliding my forum down to the slave level with sealioning and shitposting. Time to freedom-fight. by JewfatherBikesunwell in SaidIt
It's a joke.
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Rattlesnake
I can’t get drunk with beer. by [deleted] in whatever
Hell yeah! Strong IPAs FTW!
Ahoy from another Reddit refugee by NiceButOdd in Introductions
If that's what you gathered from your time here then you are severely lacking in cognitive abilities. Or maybe this is a lame attempt at humour. Who knows? I'm not even sure you do.
WAR - Why Can't We Be Friends?
FFS, two grown-ass adults bickering like adolescents.
I'm trying to open my father's eyes to the lies of the mainstream media by [deleted] in AskSaidIt
[–]Optimus85 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
The mainstream media has a way of contradicting itself over time. Just point out out those contradictions and try to appeal to his sense of logic in a non-condescending manner. I'm doing the same with my mother. She is aware that a lot of the agendas being pushed are bullshit. Godspeed.
I redid this meme in high quality and updated the flag/caption of the horny "girl" by iamonlyoneman in memes
A very apt analogy.
Anger: an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca (Seneca the Younger) by Optimus85 in quotes
Every time I post a quote there's always someone that reveals something unsavoury about the author. Oh well...
Dewritos by JewfatherBikesunwell in Cooking
Menacing Phone Call for Deleting ArriveCan App - PHAC Agent Issues Threats to American Citizen
1 year ago by Optimus85 to /s/canada from youtube.com
Anger: an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca (Seneca the Younger)
writer, dreamer, surfer, trans, mostly bi. by FAHMIDA in Introductions
[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Jack of all trades master of none, stoner, creator, testosterone-driven biological male, hetero. Greetings. - Optimobotus
Was There Something Before the Big Bang? Is the Universe Cyclical? - Anton Petrov (13:02)
1 year ago by Optimus85 to /s/science from youtube.com
Canada Quietly Announced Plans for a Digital ID Program by iamonlyoneman in privacy
Yes he did.
You replied to your own comment?
WATCH: Girl With Vagina That 'Looks Like A Big Mac with the filling hanging out' Has Surgery To Make It Smaller On TV by [deleted] in NotTheOnion
It looked fine to me. More licking surface.
Mr. Show: Gay Son/Grass Valley Greg
Happy birthday to me, wish Smokey were here. 🥳 by [deleted] in whatever
Joyeux anniversaire pour de vrai mon cher rat musqué!
"By promoting conspiracy theories, narcissistic leaders can cause significant societal harm—be it discouraging political engagement, encouraging unhealthy beliefs and behaviors (e.g., the anti-vaccination movement), discrimination, or acts of violence." by [deleted] in politics
[–]Optimus85 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago* (0 children)
I'm smart enough to discern BS from facts. Remember when 9 out of 10 doctors recommended Marlboros in the 50s? Those were alleged ''smart'' people.
[–]Optimus85 18 insightful - 5 fun18 insightful - 4 fun19 insightful - 4 fun19 insightful - 5 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Only an absolute retard with zero self-awareness would post this shit. Or a paid social media influencer. Go gaslight somewhere else, your smelly socks are stinking up the place.
Homemade chicken nuggets by [deleted] in Cooking