Male TikTokker says he's "99% sure" he went on a date with JD Vance in 2001

jerkwad152 · 2024-08-02T08:09:24+00:00

A male TikTokker said I fucked his mom, his sister, and his dog.

See how it works?

jerkwad152 · 2024-07-27T06:31:54+00:00

Ohhh...why didn't you just say right off that you were a fucktard from Reddit? Everyone could've just ignored your witless gibbering right off the bat.

jerkwad152 · 2024-07-22T00:51:23+00:00

A quarter million is chump change, my dude.

jerkwad152 · 2024-07-20T23:00:49+00:00

A company, not affiliated with JD Vance in any way, short sold Rumble.

Might as well throw in the names of every single person who has shares. It would make about as much sense.

jerkwad152 · 2024-07-04T22:34:32+00:00

They all got an A in Gibs 101, though.

jerkwad152 · 2024-06-20T23:11:18+00:00

Being alarmed is racist.

jerkwad152 · 2024-06-15T21:11:38+00:00

*his

jerkwad152 · 2024-06-05T23:06:57+00:00

Cocks.

jerkwad152 · 2024-06-05T00:19:35+00:00

Bullshit, but sure, why not.

jerkwad152 · 2024-05-08T20:27:21+00:00

I do that a lot.

jerkwad152 · 2024-05-04T20:11:30+00:00

I can't really bring myself to care overmuch.

jerkwad152 · 2024-04-25T04:03:12+00:00

Kick it over, anyone who lives in the area.

jerkwad152 · 2024-04-23T14:28:21+00:00

Paywall

jerkwad152 · 2024-04-12T19:05:16+00:00

penis

jerkwad152 · 2024-04-11T18:26:53+00:00

Also impossible to stop being a kleptomaniac, apparently. 🤣

jerkwad152 · 2024-04-08T16:07:29+00:00

In ither news, cows go MOO, and water is wet.

jerkwad152 · 2024-04-06T22:25:41+00:00

You could rip ass all you want and nobody would care. 🍑💨🔥

jerkwad152 · 2024-03-31T02:16:45+00:00

The worst a Nazi will do is teach your kid a new salute.

jerkwad152 · 2024-03-28T21:18:17+00:00

Huh..... y'know, for some peculiar reason, I can't find it within myself to complain.

jerkwad152 · 2024-03-27T23:40:07+00:00

Fuck yeah 🤘

jerkwad152 · 2024-03-24T12:10:33+00:00

I was so hoping for a shutdown. :(

jerkwad152 · 2024-03-12T14:16:03+00:00

Just like "General Butt Naked", I got a laugh at the name, but was then horrified at the shit he gets up to. 😐

jerkwad152 · 2024-03-08T10:22:58+00:00

It's cute that Canadians still think they can vote Trudeau out. His apparent wimpiness is a facade, like ol' Dubya's "stupid" act back in the day. You'll probably end up with martial law if the vote is even allowed to go the "wrong" way.

jerkwad152 · 2024-03-08T10:18:16+00:00

Gee, I wonder why the rest of Oregon is trying to join Idaho. What a mystery. 🤔

jerkwad152 · 2024-03-06T18:15:04+00:00

Fuckin' glorious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

jerkwad152 · 2024-03-04T19:53:14+00:00

Having to sell off their headquarters was a pretty big tell. :D

jerkwad152 · 2024-02-23T09:03:50+00:00

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

jerkwad152 · 2024-02-20T02:51:30+00:00

Meta should shut down worldwide, dynamite all their server farms, and sell Mark Zuckerberg to a Chinese wet market.

jerkwad152 · 2024-02-18T02:17:43+00:00

I like to jerk off with a filthy Mechanix glove. It's the only thing that can get my leathery penis up.

jerkwad152 · 2024-02-09T15:51:33+00:00

It's only 20 years away! We really mean it this time!

jerkwad152 · 2024-02-09T02:30:04+00:00

I seem to have missed that particular Bible verse....🤔

jerkwad152 · 2024-02-05T19:23:39+00:00

Most of it is Ukraine shekels and other pork barrel bullshit.

jerkwad152 · 2024-01-31T07:22:29+00:00

Reddit isn't worth shit. It's at minimum 75% bots, closer to 95% on heavily astroturfed subs like /r/politics.

jerkwad152 · 2024-01-29T12:50:42+00:00

That's not the least bit funny. Some random dude just fuckin' died because he misjudged a dive.

jerkwad152 · 2024-01-23T21:00:36+00:00

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

jerkwad152 · 2024-01-11T04:02:56+00:00

The trick is obvious. None of the cards shown to you the first time are shown the second time.

jerkwad152 · 2023-12-29T07:53:31+00:00

You poor, wretched bastard. You have no knowledge of the culinary hell you're in.

jerkwad152 · 2023-12-25T07:36:26+00:00

Shoot him.

jerkwad152 · 2023-12-13T15:37:57+00:00

Well, they can have decent tea while they fertilize the streets. 🤷‍♂️

jerkwad152 · 2023-12-11T21:34:03+00:00

Not for a while. Not until the smartphones stop working, reality TV goes away, and food is scarce.

jerkwad152 · 2023-12-10T13:13:09+00:00

As opposed to Uglyberries.

jerkwad152 · 2023-12-07T20:00:47+00:00

penis

jerkwad152 · 2023-12-01T15:21:40+00:00

That link is fuckin' cursed.

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-27T00:10:43+00:00

penis

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-25T04:45:30+00:00

https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1728235135357620625

"BREAKING: Derek Chauvin stabbed, seriously injured in prison by fellow inmate: source"

I take no joy in this. In fact, I regret being right.

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-22T04:26:14+00:00

BAWWWWWWWW

shh, is ok little fed

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-21T17:33:39+00:00

It's utterly adorable that you think such minutiae matter to tyrants.

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-21T02:04:45+00:00

Doesn't really matter what evidence comes to light. They've gone way too far now to ever let Chauvin out. If stuff keeps popping up exonerating Chauvin, he'll suddenly die in prison under mysterious circumstances. For any given establishment stooge, the fallout from that would be less bad than letting Chauvin out, facing uncomfortable questions and charges, not to mention dealing with the inevitable nationwide chimpout.

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-16T00:04:52+00:00

Appalacians? That'd be awesome. Weed and moonshine for all!

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-11T23:20:53+00:00

I'd be willing to deal with a few more spambots if it meant I didn't have to do a captcha every other page. Hell, I'd be willing to help moderate them. I have a bit of time to kill.

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-09T11:04:23+00:00

Beer that smells like surstromming? No thanks. 🤮

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-08T23:15:22+00:00

FAFO

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-05T09:50:40+00:00

Kiss my stick-y ass.

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-02T16:42:37+00:00

No worries 👌

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-02T10:02:30+00:00

More of a full-body beard, really.

I identify as Sasquatch.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-31T16:35:49+00:00

Rule #1 You're both faggots.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-31T16:32:43+00:00

I only piss in bushes, or on tires.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-31T05:28:54+00:00

Better question: Why don't any whites over there have the balls to take this prick out?

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-30T06:55:50+00:00

Probably some new ragtop roach coaches.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-25T12:48:29+00:00

Tits or GTFO

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-17T01:55:03+00:00

It's not enough that he doesn't watch it. Others can't watch it either.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-16T19:41:57+00:00

BAWWWWWWWWW

shh, is ok bby

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-16T11:33:01+00:00

Quit your bitching. Your grandpa farted so bad, you threw up, and you haven't shut up since.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-16T11:31:13+00:00

Low IQ tankies are confused and angry by default.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-10T04:25:30+00:00

For some reason, I was imagining him literally following her around while in a plane. Like, she'd be driving to the store, and he'd be flying slowly behind, a few hundred feet above.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-09T18:18:48+00:00

That bitch had an actual BSOD as her NPC programming crashed.

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-29T19:08:26+00:00

Software Beard Man rules, now and forever.

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-29T15:24:14+00:00

I don't wanna have hurty sex. :(

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-26T23:15:20+00:00

Red Baron Special Deluxe pizza 👌

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-25T20:54:17+00:00

https://www.ndtv.com/science/worlds-first-dog-fox-hybrid-dogxim-dies-investigation-launched-4403007

And, it's dead. :(

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-24T08:22:44+00:00

They were just setting the dog aside for later. 🍽

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-24T08:21:53+00:00

/u/jerkwad152

I love that guy. 😢

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-24T08:21:26+00:00

Then make some fun stuff.

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-23T13:42:25+00:00

To their credit, they made it fresh for me, because the stuff they had out was old.

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-08T00:17:51+00:00

is bug

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-06T06:53:05+00:00

Stinks Of Crusted Keratinous Semen

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-05T11:40:16+00:00

A little chaos and mayhem does make life more interesting.

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-01T06:35:57+00:00

They've come to define themselves by their obedience. Any attempt to question it on their parts now would cause an existential crisis, and probably suicide.

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-21T16:13:28+00:00

Now, if only Cascadia and San Andreas went off and sank the fucker......

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-14T14:08:46+00:00

TERFs must embraced Penised Lesbians, or be destroyed! 💀

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-14T14:05:52+00:00

If something fifty pounds heavier than you smacks into you, you're gonna be knocked around. Doesn't much matter what gender it happens to be.

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T20:19:35+00:00

It's almost like the technology isn't there yet for self-driving cars.

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T12:30:38+00:00

I'm fine with that. Even the dems hate Harris with a passion. She'd be a complete lame duck.

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T08:37:29+00:00

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T08:32:16+00:00

Harris goes up in flames whenever she opens her fool mouth.

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T08:14:15+00:00

penis

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T08:10:41+00:00

It's a pretty niche item, sounds about right.

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T08:08:02+00:00

Adorabetes 💖

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-10T07:53:15+00:00

Reddit is almost all bots at this point. It's not even worth consideration.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-31T13:43:57+00:00

$30K in new books, courtesy of Soros.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-28T23:19:23+00:00

At least she wasn't some hambeast.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-27T19:46:08+00:00

lol, they aren't panicking. The judge who killed the plea deal will suddenly become suicidal very soon, and they'll quietly drop the whole thing.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-27T00:54:19+00:00

I use soap and a rag to scrub off the crud. That's about it.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-25T06:38:00+00:00

It's a handy way to absolve oneself of any personal responsibility whatsoever.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-20T21:12:36+00:00

I don't care if a chick doesn't shave. That's not a deal-breaker for me. The whole third-wave feminist thing is what breaks it.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-18T00:12:13+00:00

Because all the dudes pounding your ass inevitably shove a bunch of air up there.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-09T23:07:24+00:00

Not really. They'd just push it onto the tried and true barter system.