Guys This is My Last Night, Thanks Everyone

OPStolen · 2023-09-26T02:44:48+00:00

no, im 4k in debt and because of my previous attempted suicide, i can't buy a gun in the state of maryland. only thing i can think of is crashing into a tree

OPStolen · 2023-09-08T04:21:56+00:00

women will always love creatures that cant even think more than men

OPStolen · 2023-08-12T15:13:39+00:00

imagine using a forum to discuss inceldom instead of wreaking havoc on society with your bare hands.

OPStolen · 2023-07-16T19:56:47+00:00

That's not my alt. I was OPStolenandMogged on reddit, OPStolen on Saidit, and OP(forgot the rest) on the IQ forum we were on. I still read every post on this site. My girlfriend and I are doing pretty good. We've had sex 4 times. She's sucked my dick. She lets me suck her toes and her fingers. Life is good.

OPStolen · 2023-07-04T03:39:22+00:00

OPStolen · 2023-06-25T16:54:33+00:00

BRUH, why does everyone think I'm a fakecel? I'm actually putting in effort to ascend unlike other incels

OPStolen · 2023-06-21T23:43:46+00:00

i just dont have the money to go to Tijuana and I don't want to be in a shitty, third world country doing sex tourism. I'd have to literally save money for months and my parents would find out if I left the country. But, at this point, I'm just going to start saving the money to get away from these shitty ass women in December and fly to Tijuana. I'm so fucking tired of women, I fucking hate women. I wish I could be Yoshikage Kira and fucking dismember a chick so I can have her hands without the woman and her shitty fucking attitude attached to them.

OPStolen · 2023-06-21T01:37:41+00:00

ok she said for an extra hundred she'll suck. It's set for 6pm tomorrow now. I'm ascending in my own divine.

OPStolen · 2023-06-21T01:16:17+00:00

well i clarified that I'm just paying for the handjob, but i also said IF she offers to do something else, we can talk about how much she wants for it. I also asked if we can move to tomorrow. I might lose my fucking virginity at this rate. She's might have sex.

OPStolen · 2023-06-21T01:04:06+00:00

ok she said we can meet at her parent's house since they're on vacation right now. but she ALSO asked how much more I could give her. I think I'm in too deep.

OPStolen · 2023-06-20T23:36:52+00:00

I simply said "do you have a place or do I need to arrange something?" we'll see what she says. This is absolutely fucking insane. She literally sent me a preview of her hands and nails. WE'RE TALKING A FIT BLONDE GIRL WITH GREEN EYES STROKING MY SMALL ASS 3INCH COCK. Letting me suck her fingers and take pics of her. This is almost an ascension post.

OPStolen · 2023-06-20T23:24:10+00:00

i have no place private to get a handjob from unless i drop another $120 on a night at a hotel. should i ask her if she knows someplace private?

OPStolen · 2023-06-20T18:49:59+00:00

Alright cool, I'm going to confirm and get set up to be broke for the next month lolol(this isn't funny, Chad would never have to do this)

OPStolen · 2023-06-20T18:04:22+00:00

im doing an update post now

OPStolen · 2023-06-20T18:04:13+00:00

im doing an update post rn

OPStolen · 2023-06-20T16:26:17+00:00

That's what ALL human beings do. Instead of actually debating, they'll talk in circles, say nothing, and then directly attack you. It's IMPOSSIBLE to have a real debate these days.

OPStolen · 2023-06-18T00:59:03+00:00

I hate even seeing that super close walk couples do. You know the one where they aren't holding hands but they're walking so close to each other that they're pressed into eachother's arms? that makes me straight sick to my stomach

OPStolen · 2023-06-17T04:22:32+00:00

you don't think I'll get in trouble if I get the job and tell them I have to move to part time in September?

OPStolen · 2023-06-16T00:38:07+00:00

this is what happens when you have no way of illiciting even a basic, pleasant response from a woman. You start parasocial relationships with internet personalities and lose your mind stalking them. If this dude could find his looksmatch and his looksmatch wouldn't reject him for not being a 6ft5 body builder, he'd have never done this.

OPStolen · 2023-06-16T00:33:41+00:00

about three, i drink everyday and alcohol makes me the shit goblin

OPStolen · 2023-06-12T23:09:29+00:00

im going to argue for $15 an hour and if they don't give it, im walking out on the spot.

OPStolen · 2023-06-07T21:37:34+00:00

there's a book about this cosmic event happens where everyone dies and is reborn with all of their memories, but they're forced to live their lives exactly the same way it was before. imagine having complete memory of all your bad choices and you have to watch yourself in third person make them a second time

OPStolen · 2023-05-29T07:38:25+00:00

im with you, I don't want ordinary pussy, aka fat they/them white chicks. i want premium pussy (blue eyed, skinny blondes/slim thick latinas/skinny indian women).

OPStolen · 2023-05-29T02:03:55+00:00

im trying, just gotta lose 20lbs first and stop jerking off.

OPStolen · 2023-05-28T23:12:33+00:00

What the fuck is this

OPStolen · 2023-05-28T16:10:58+00:00

give me the shop name

OPStolen · 2023-05-27T03:34:02+00:00

r/amiugly is just for average women to get onlyfans subs

OPStolen · 2023-05-27T01:36:20+00:00

you're a woman??????????????

OPStolen · 2023-05-26T23:38:29+00:00

I can't keep gooning, im losing money and time

OPStolen · 2023-05-26T18:55:03+00:00

it just pisses me of because if the USA wasn't a third world country, I wouldn't have to pretend to want to date someone. I just want 30min with a woman's hands. But because the USA is a third world country and prostitution is illegal, I've got to either blow a 1k on a trip to Mexico or up to $800 pretending to want to date a chick so I can get to a moment where I suggest she gets her nails done and she agrees to do it and I get to check out her hands IRL once they're done.

OPStolen · 2023-05-26T18:16:41+00:00

I stopped talking to her. She chose her mom over the date. She lives 2hrs away. I literally planned a date a 2hr drive away at a restaurant that costs $80 per person. By the time I spent gas money to get there, I'd have spent $200 on a first date with a chick that's fat. If I'm dropping $200 on a chick she'd better either be in-weight or have the bombest fucking nails i've ever seen.

OPStolen · 2023-05-26T03:42:51+00:00

you're afraid of my true incel power

OPStolen · 2023-05-24T07:17:53+00:00

even if i ascended, unless I'm with some 6ft 3 amazonian goddess that's white and has blue eyes, I'd never birth a child. An amazonian woman is the only way to ensure my kid comes out white-passing with light eyes and taller than 5ft7. If I'm not with a chick that can make my kid whitepassing, I wouldn't even dream of it.

OPStolen · 2023-05-21T23:55:17+00:00

that's me, i was OPStolenandMogged on reddit too

OPStolen · 2023-05-19T19:24:15+00:00

take out a rib and slurp up your own cock

OPStolen · 2023-05-19T18:40:49+00:00

my birthday is in 3 days, my aunts always give me $400 every birthday. I'm going to have my cards paid off on the 28th and finally have a savings account on the 11th. I NEED a credit score. One thing I've noticed in college is that everyone still pays with cash or a debit card. My credit score is now 710. With 10 credit cards reporting positive payments for 2 years, I should have a 780 credit score by next May. That'll be the difference between me being able to take out a loan for a new car or make a down payment on an apartment versus everyone else who was using debit cards all through college.

OPStolen · 2023-05-19T01:22:20+00:00

i already am alcoholic, yall need to step up

OPStolen · 2023-05-18T04:38:46+00:00

they see a man destined to beat his porn addiction this summer and they leave with their hands wrapped around their cocks

OPStolen · 2023-05-14T01:36:24+00:00

she offered to reschedule but seems like a cop out. she was just randomly like "I forgot sunday was mother's day, I need to do something with my mom, can we reschedule" but I'm like, I don't know how I feel about it.

OPStolen · 2023-05-10T22:26:19+00:00

I hit legs and arms three times a week. 30min of cardio after working out. I'm really basic with everything. I do squats and front squats, incline bench and bench. Then, I do overhead press, curls, and lat pulls and call it a day. Sometimes I through in pullups, I'm working up to being able to do sets of 12, I can only do sets of 7 right now.

OPStolen · 2023-05-10T01:15:24+00:00

tf are you talking about? the ugliest latino can get a free latina just for being a member of their race. they're like, the only race in existence that guarantees their people can get laid and get wives. I'd kill to be latino

OPStolen · 2023-05-08T02:43:59+00:00

i have to complete another year of school to finish both my bachelor's degrees because i spent the last three semesters crying in my room, jerking off, and getting social anxiety because i feel like a freak after jerking off. This summer, I have to 100% get my mind off porn, fix my nicotine tolerance so I can get a quick boost in class by doing snus, fix my bank account balances before the iphone 15 comes out, and lose 20lbs of weight.

I have no clue if i can do it. Every summer, I say I will and I end up in a cycle. I wake up, make myself a high protein breakfast, convince myself I need to jerk off to fully wake up, skip going to the gym because I don't want to see people after I jerk off, and then end up in my room drinking myself to sleep because I'm pissed I'm jerking off instead of having a woman with cute nails.

I don't know what to do different this time. I've spent the last two months jerking off 4 times a day, it hurts when i ejaculate and my penis is shedding skin. I haven't gone to class in a month and my grades are F's across the board. If I could JUST stop porn, I could get my head together and finish my education and get a real job and plan a trip to mexico to fuck underaged, sex trafficked latinas. But, I can't get past two days.

I need all the hope i can get.

OPStolen · 2023-05-08T01:23:39+00:00

also, after this, all my credit cards will be paid off by June 11 and I can finally start saving money again. I'm super stoked.

OPStolen · 2023-05-06T12:35:21+00:00

well it's not smoking or I'd just say "I'm going to smoke" and "I'm going to snus" sounds stupid.

OPStolen · 2023-05-05T17:22:18+00:00

at least 40

OPStolen · 2023-05-03T21:37:25+00:00

and do what? plot to abolish women's rights?????

OPStolen · 2023-05-03T02:39:43+00:00

I told my friend and everyday she'd text me r/relationship advice posts and I'd give her my incel logic. Eventually she started going "well, I've kissed a girl and you've never done that" and making a bunch of weird insults at me randomly. And finally, she sent me a post about this black girl falling for some white dude that broke up with her and I was like "yea that's what happens because black women think white dudes are forever and white dudes only want black girls when they want a little exotic fun". And she texts me, "dude, stop telling your little incel shit". And I straight up told her "you're a woman so you'll never understand what men go through, you told me yourself only white men are good for you and yet you can't understand how I, as a black man, can't get a date with a brown girl" and she blocked me. so I left

OPStolen · 2023-05-02T18:52:26+00:00

depends on the woman. remember the Chad that was sitting on a bench and this latina millionaire buys him a house and car and he eventually cheats on her after he actually had attractive clothes and a lifestyle? i dont think money matters.

OPStolen · 2023-05-02T10:20:33+00:00

I disagree about money being a pillar of chadom. a dead ugly guy who's a millionaire can break the through his league and gain access to sex with women that look like supermodels. money is the only equalizer between Chad and Incels no matter how fake the relationship would be with the gold diggers.

OPStolen · 2023-04-30T22:46:38+00:00

he's literally me

OPStolen · 2023-04-30T04:38:18+00:00

i got absolutely nothing to use my black card on. I'm not extremely dark so I can't get snow bunnies. I'm not tall and I don't have dreads since I'm balding so I can't get Latinas that fetishize black men. I also don't have a huge dick so nothing shows when I'm wearing sweats. I'm just black enough to get called nigger and be harassed by cops. Love it

OPStolen · 2023-04-30T04:23:28+00:00

I'm a big snuser. The alcohol is avoidable if I just go to bed early because I'm super used to drinking a case of beer before bed. The snus I don't want to get rid of permanently, I just want my nicotine tolerance to go down so that I can get buzzed off 8mg again. I just get extremely depressed when I don't jerk off. I actually start thinking about life and death and how the world works and I usually masturbate to distract myself. I need to stop the porn and the alcohol for at least a month so I can get my head straight.

OPStolen · 2023-04-30T02:51:38+00:00

me walking around campus seeing the only guys with non-fat chicks are like 6ft+. everyone else is short with a chick that looks like she eats mcdonald's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Have standards men, ascension isn't worth being a laughing stock because you're a fit ass dude with muscles and you're dating a whale.

OPStolen · 2023-04-28T17:43:03+00:00

me when I went on a date with a girl and got banned from s/incels

OPStolen · 2023-04-27T00:31:59+00:00

oh so now you think you're better than incels? I see