Why Are Dolphins Evil? A Look Into Their Dark Side

passionflounder · 2023-12-03T16:39:12+00:00

They commit crimes on porpoise.

passionflounder · 2023-12-03T16:37:52+00:00

They want to be disoriented.

passionflounder · 2023-12-03T15:48:37+00:00

I think we should send a full delegation of Congresscritters directly to the surface of the sun so that they can investigate this exceedingly dangerous phenomenon. It may be a direct result of us using the wrong light bulbs. No, really.

passionflounder · 2023-12-03T15:33:13+00:00

The war has already been escalated as men (in disguise) are infiltrating the women and will annihilate them with superior strength.

passionflounder · 2023-12-03T15:31:27+00:00

The circumstances surrounding everyone else's disappearance would weigh heavily on my answer.

passionflounder · 2023-12-02T21:25:56+00:00

The Coriolis effect

passionflounder · 2023-12-02T15:38:16+00:00

Meanwhile, anonymous sources are reporting that Trump agents forced an innocent football fan to wear blackface and a native headdress in a deed of double-barreled hate as the totally fair and unbiased case against the disgraced former President takes another unexpected turn.

passionflounder · 2023-12-02T13:00:38+00:00

Her final words: "Oh, God I'm coming!!!"

passionflounder · 2023-12-02T10:49:13+00:00

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passionflounder · 2023-12-02T10:44:07+00:00

Cuck-muzzle mandates were largely psychological. Their general use furnished a constant reminder that we were in "unprecedented" times. They also reinforced the premise that a centralized authority could credibly micromanage how individuals behaved and set the table for the future creation of a new criminal class.

passionflounder · 2023-12-01T11:14:25+00:00

Several studies have shown that fun poses significant safety and health risks to vulnerable populations and the politically underserved. It is not a victimless crime. Nearly one in three adults has either been negatively impacted by episodic fun or knows somebody who has.

Annual costs to society are increasing as property damage, injury, and death add up. Most people agree that something needs to be done before more children are senselessly mangled and killed.

Please write your Congressman and demand action.

passionflounder · 2023-12-01T11:01:16+00:00

Mandatory eugenics? Prevention is the key. Can there be anything quite so compassionate as preventing the chromosomally unfortunate from infecting mankind with genetic misadventure crotch droppings.

passionflounder · 2023-12-01T10:53:01+00:00

My great, great aunt used to collect Hommels figurines....

passionflounder · 2023-11-27T00:08:48+00:00

Right? It's our duty to die... eventually.

passionflounder · 2023-11-26T18:02:15+00:00

Who's going to take parp in this? I say poot our differences aside and clear the air.

passionflounder · 2023-11-26T11:31:07+00:00

Don't underestimate the importance of water temperature as well as the value of using liquid detergents and pre-treaters.

Some stains are so severe that they soak permanently through the entire garment and leave a lasting stain on the soul of the wearer.

passionflounder · 2023-11-25T15:10:31+00:00

We're not supposed to know that fact. Therefore, it has been categorized as dangerous misinformation. Disseminating it constitutes criminal activity because of vaguely claimed concerns for public safety.

Of course this deftly sidesteps the premise of the revelation, that being the existence of climate-altering gaseous emissions in the first place.

Never forget the fact that the same gaggle of "leaders" pushing hard to knee-cap the economy by taking down its energy sector is the same coven who lied and lied and lied some more about a supposedly deadly pandemic and the "miracle vaccines" that emerged magically.

passionflounder · 2023-11-25T12:15:56+00:00

"According to the media"... the reasons to stop consuming mainstream propaganda are piling up.

passionflounder · 2023-11-25T12:08:59+00:00

noble crusade

Not to mention stunning and brave.

passionflounder · 2023-11-25T12:07:01+00:00

Some people incest.... err... insist on digging into their family's shadowy past.

passionflounder · 2023-11-25T11:48:55+00:00

The forces directing this radical social agenda are likely not being constrained by any rule of law. There's big money financing and abetting this

passionflounder · 2023-11-25T11:44:29+00:00

Pretty sure that's unlawful if you're a publicly traded company.

Probably correct- technically. The caveat being the fact that DEI and ESG are radical leftist causes for which the law can be willfully ignored in order to further. If the agenda were America first patriotism the roulette wheel of concern would land squarely on laws protecting shareholder interest and multiple investigations would open up.

Complicit media would ensure the unfolding scandal would remain headline news for as long as it took to take down offenders who might find themselves targeted by "unrelated" sex abuse or rape allegations- also prominently carried by "news" media.

passionflounder · 2023-11-24T19:21:55+00:00

Disarming the law abiding is critical when the intent is to institute tyranny.

passionflounder · 2023-11-24T18:19:44+00:00

Hoisted by their own petard.

passionflounder · 2023-11-23T12:58:44+00:00

Sounds like one of those ultra-right wing fascist Nazi extremist homophobic ax-wielding, knuckle dragging, sexist, racist, Trumper domestic Terrorist, bible-thumping, flea-bitten, tick-infested vermin who desperately clings to the outdated dogma that humans have rights and should self-govern! Remove him at once! He poses a public health hazard and threatens OurDemocracy®!!!!!!

passionflounder · 2023-11-23T10:46:26+00:00

Quite. The sheer genius of such mega-scale engineering in nature eliminates the possibility of anything but intelligent design.

passionflounder · 2023-11-23T10:15:53+00:00

New future holiday menu items like the McTurkey and Fixins' with a complementary defibrillator?

passionflounder · 2023-11-21T23:59:18+00:00

They're just getting into the true spirit of the holidays.

passionflounder · 2023-11-19T23:48:30+00:00

I think he had a better feel for the research as it was.

passionflounder · 2023-11-19T18:03:35+00:00

Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

passionflounder · 2023-11-19T11:26:08+00:00

To your point, the spying will enable authorities to more precisely deploy civil control weapons like kill switches.

passionflounder · 2023-11-19T11:20:49+00:00

There's a difference between "Trump MUST Appear on Ballot" and "Trump is not Prohibited from Appearing on Ballot". Propagandists abound on all sides.

passionflounder · 2023-11-19T11:06:18+00:00

One does not prenk the King of the Castle without His permission.

passionflounder · 2023-11-19T11:06:12+00:00

However, groping in the name of national security is not prohibited

passionflounder · 2023-11-19T10:53:06+00:00

Long live the patriarchy!

passionflounder · 2023-11-18T18:13:00+00:00

Become a tranny. This will enable you to beat them at their own game. However, this will mean that you become part of the problem but who cares, you are woman, hear you roar.

Rawr! You go, girl.

passionflounder · 2023-11-18T14:32:05+00:00

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passionflounder · 2023-11-18T13:24:53+00:00

Frankly at very least the past three or four years has been one multi-faceted psychological operation aimed at grooming hapless political livestock into accepting- even demanding tyranny. This facet is aimed at creating fear of those who m9ight involve themselves to stop the tyrants. J6 was absolutely a set-up.

passionflounder · 2023-11-16T23:10:12+00:00

I tried. I failed. Oh well... I'll have to be content being evil.

passionflounder · 2023-11-15T09:15:35+00:00

How to bag a priest and a congressman.

passionflounder · 2023-11-14T09:36:21+00:00

When its reigning it's poring.

passionflounder · 2023-11-14T09:22:51+00:00

I imagine that genius is econd-guessing his decision to give up inflatable women.

passionflounder · 2023-11-14T09:20:29+00:00

Spending $670,000 to conclude that spending $670,000 is wasteful is money well spent.

passionflounder · 2023-11-13T00:27:38+00:00

268 lbs

passionflounder · 2023-11-12T11:33:46+00:00

Yet the left still enjoys a measure of success with its class envy "tax the rich" BS.

passionflounder · 2023-11-11T21:22:58+00:00

He said they weren't fine but couldn't give examples, just got angry.

Propaganda will do that to a person.

Part of my chall3enge with responding to the previous comment is my own doubts about election integrity to where I question whether "the voters" are going to be allowed to say anything outside what has already been decided. Clearly we were better off under Trump ut the fact that so many are unable or refuse to see that is concerning.

passionflounder · 2023-11-11T14:39:10+00:00

Special Priestly Evil Removal Mucus.

passionflounder · 2023-11-11T14:35:13+00:00

I'm feverishly working on a once a day lozenge that make your every fart smell like oven fresh blueberry muffins. I shall name it after you.

passionflounder · 2023-11-11T14:32:48+00:00

Become one with Beelzebub.

passionflounder · 2023-11-11T00:40:05+00:00

A slip like this fifty years ago would have caused quite a stir I think.

passionflounder · 2023-11-10T23:02:50+00:00

Studies have shown and the experts agree military grade wokeism will prevail as the enemy withers under the unrelenting and merciless onslaught of military-grade incorrect pronouns and microaggressions. Bolstered by superior diversity, equity, and inclusion; today's fighting force of tactical gender fluidity and precision queer tolerance will make our brave fighting farces invincible against an enemy crippled by its sexist and homophobic patriarchy!

passionflounder · 2023-11-10T14:25:44+00:00

You clearly need a course of voluntary forced education in one of Hillary's camps... and of course, be up to date with the safe and effective vaccine, which is safe and effective. OurDemocracy® depends on it.

passionflounder · 2023-11-09T09:32:43+00:00

I bet it tastes fishy.

passionflounder · 2023-11-09T08:52:19+00:00

Install Fart Guard® for year round protection.

passionflounder · 2023-11-09T08:40:46+00:00

If that's the case then it would be a smooth transition if he somehow got elected

passionflounder · 2023-11-08T09:17:15+00:00

If the shooter supported Trump that would be plastered on the media 24/7.

passionflounder · 2023-11-08T09:15:38+00:00

I guess they weren't clutch players.

passionflounder · 2023-11-06T08:55:53+00:00

Theater and nothing more. The disregard for the Bill of Rights and Constitution will continue.

passionflounder · 2023-11-05T22:18:18+00:00

The losing candidate for the Democratic primary was the victim. Yes, this was an alleged case of a Democrat cheating another Democrat. My point was that if the accuser were a Republican or Independent the allegations most likely would have been ignored.

passionflounder · 2023-11-05T18:02:13+00:00

The new voting ordered involves the mayoral primary in Bridgeport which will happen after the general election so I'm confused as to what will be accomplished.

Interesting that the only time anyone sees fit to act on allegations is when Democrat candidates are the victims. Otherwise it's dismissed as a tinfoil hat conspiracy theory.

passionflounder · 2023-11-05T17:58:49+00:00

Clownfare's continuous security protocol isn't very effective in stopping them.

passionflounder · 2023-11-05T17:57:11+00:00

Yes yes... No Labels is perilous to Democrats and obstructs the voters from fulfilling their obligation to reelect Biden. Gotcha, Stretch.

passionflounder · 2023-11-05T10:29:33+00:00

I suspected his speaking ability was rooted in something.

passionflounder · 2023-11-04T21:31:59+00:00

Having a stick up your ass helps correct poor posture.

passionflounder · 2023-11-04T17:58:39+00:00

sheep always want to feel safe

They are not taught that they themselves have a pivotal role in their own safety, and not an authority who will inevitably abuse the power given to them.

This is simple human nature. It is not a uniquely political thing.

passionflounder · 2023-11-04T16:33:15+00:00

Imagine whirled peas.

passionflounder · 2023-11-04T15:43:02+00:00

It seems to me that the objective has little if anything to do with security from terror threats. In the context where progressives ridicule the valuation of freedom as an extremist right-wing thing and a recent era of medical tyranny psychological operation, TSA exploits are theater meant to impress on an ignorant and terrified population that the groping and bullying are necessary for safety.

The theater could also be meant to make travel seem more dangerous than it is as well as pushing the climate alarmist claim that it's killing the planet. Expressing your sentiments to the authorities will only convey to them that it's working and they will probably double down.

passionflounder · 2023-11-04T13:50:19+00:00

“When they jeopardize the reelection of Joe Biden as president of the United States, I can no longer remain silent on that,”

Note the word choice: It's not a fair and honest election that triggers her, it's imperiling the reelection of the nation's most senile President ever.

passionflounder · 2023-11-04T09:59:13+00:00

Debunking their scam will not deter the scammers. The objective has nothing to do with climate.

passionflounder · 2023-11-03T15:37:51+00:00

To the global fascists who've hijacked the culture and political systems, everyday Americans ARE fringe extremists

passionflounder · 2023-11-03T10:40:38+00:00

Experts agree that the dinosaurs died off because of vaccine hesitancy.

passionflounder · 2023-11-01T22:51:59+00:00

Scientists should come with warning labels and disclaimers.

passionflounder · 2023-10-29T21:22:54+00:00

... and the punchline is that the "mystery" virus is actually responsible for a large portion of common colds. Neat, huh?

passionflounder · 2023-10-29T16:13:41+00:00

Exactly

passionflounder · 2023-10-29T16:11:24+00:00

The aim is to undermine a culture and target stabilizing effects of traditional family values.

The obsession is likely with inciting violence from the evil Christian right that has already been demonized. There are fewer ways that are better at that than targeting children with the perversion.

passionflounder · 2023-10-29T16:05:13+00:00

Does the apology repair damage caused by branding her a terrorist?

passionflounder · 2023-10-29T13:38:27+00:00

Do not forget to be afraid!

passionflounder · 2023-10-29T12:38:50+00:00

I dunno.... if I handed you a stick of dynamite would you light and smoke it like a cigar or are you a simpering wimp with undescended testicles?

passionflounder · 2023-10-28T23:29:51+00:00

A squirrely Sam Bankman-Fried tried to squirm his way out of answering questions during a surprise hearing at his Manhattan federal fraud trial Thursday

Is this like a children's party where lawyers and the judge hide in an adjoining room or coat closet until the defendant enters, then jump out yelling, "surprise!" while throwing confetti and blowing noise makers- then commence questioning him?

passionflounder · 2023-10-28T23:25:03+00:00

He's Jesus's roadie.

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