‘Sorry About The Tornado Or Whatever,’ Says Trump Wolfing Down Bowl Of Chili While Consoling El Paso Shooting Victim

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[Satire] Report: Doing Your Part To Stop Climate Change Now Requires Planting 30,000 New Trees, Getting 40,000 Cars Off The Road, Reviving 20 Square Miles Of Coral Reef

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Bleeding John Bolton Stumbles Into Capitol Building Claiming That Iran Shot Him

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Good Guy Bolton V Bad Guy Sun

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U.S. Claims Drone Was Minding Own Business On Its Way To Church When Iran Attacked It Out Of Nowhere

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Cackling Julian Assange Disintegrates Into Lines Of Code As Baffled Authorities Attempt To Handcuff Him

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New Department Of Agriculture Study Finds 85% Of U.S. Farmers Woefully Kicking At Dirt

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I'm Totally Psyched About This Abortion!

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"Ilhan Omar Thankful For Colleagues Educating Her On Painful History AIPAC Lobbyists Have Had To Endure" (2019-02-12) THE ONION

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January 2001 George W. Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'

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