jump to content
my subs
AntiwarAskSaidItbitcoinbookscensorshipCollusioncomedyComedyMusicComicsconspiracycorruptioncryptocurrencyDecentralizeAllThingsDocumentariesdogecoinDownTheMemoryHoledreamsEarthEntertainmentenvironmentEuropefinancefunnyGaminggifshelphistoryInternetIntroductionsLateStageCapitalismLinuxmapsMeanwhileOnRedditMeanwhileOnVoatMediaAnalysismemesMoviesmusicMusicVideosnewsNotTheOnionoffbeatPhysicspicspiracyPoliceMisconductpoliticsProgrammerHumorprogrammingpropagandaquotesRothschildsSaidItSaiditCanaryScienceFictionSocialMediaspaceTechCompaniestechnologyTechSecTILvideosWarWatchWatchRedditDiewhateverWikiLeaksWorldNewsWorldPoliticsedit subscriptionsfind popular subsfind new subs
  • subscribed
  • -all
  • -random
- more »
saidit.net 
theonion.com
  • hot
  • new
  • insightful
  • fun
  • top
  • comments
  • wiki
Want to join? Log in or sign up in seconds.|
  • lights off
  • |English

use the following search parameters to narrow your results:

subreddit:sub
find submissions in "sub"
author:username
find submissions by "username"
site:example.com
find submissions from "example.com"
url:text
search for "text" in url
selftext:text
search for "text" in self post contents
self:yes (or self:no)
include (or exclude) self posts

e.g. subreddit:pics site:imgur.com dog

advanced search: by author, sub...

Submit a new link
Submit a new text post

11
3

The Onion goes full retard - fabricates a cringy, unfunny and pathetic “interview” with JKR.TRANSGENDER

26 days ago by ClassroomPast6178 to /s/TumblrInAction from theonion.com

  • 13 comments
loading...

9
5

War-Weary Americans Not Sure How Much Longer They Can Occasionally Glance At Headlines About Ukraine

28 days ago by neolib to /s/Satire from theonion.com

  • 1 comment
loading...

2
-

Farewell to The Onion - now clearly captured by the alphabet people. Pretty bad really. Just looked at the homepage; The Onion stopped being funny years ago. The first thing to go when you become an ideological puritan is a sense of humor. You can feel the woke ideology behind whoever wrote that.

27 days ago by Chipit to /s/politics from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

12
1

Farewell to The Onion - now clearly captured by the TQ+. Pretty bad really.Virtue Signaling

1 month ago by Chunkeeguy to /s/LGBDropTheT from theonion.com

  • 7 comments
loading...

5
4

ABC Reveals All ‘GMA’ Anchors Have Been Castrated

3 months ago by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from theonion.com

  • 1 comment
loading...

3
3

FDA Warns Tying Penis Into Knot Only Prevents 73% Of Pregnancies

3 months ago by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from theonion.com

  • 1 comment
loading...

9
4

‘So You Brought Home A White Girl, Huh?’ Say Skeptical White Parents To White Son

5 months ago by aaarrgh to /s/funny from theonion.com

  • 1 comment
loading...

2
2

Newly Upgraded Tesla AI Makes Fart Noise Any Time It Runs Over Child - The Onion

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

4
1

China Threatens To Retaliate For Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip By Letting Her Return Safely

7 months ago by TheRealPanzer to /s/Humor from theonion.com

  • 1 comment
loading...

3
1

‘It’s So Nice To Finally Meet One Of Pete’s Work Friends,’ Says Chasten Buttigieg To Traffic Cone

8 months ago by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

4
1

IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child

8 months ago by Chipit to /s/Satire from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

28
15

The Onion 20 years ago, or an actual news piece in currentyear? This USED to be satire.

8 months ago by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from theonion.com

  • 29 comments
loading...

8
6

NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day

9 months ago by [deleted] to /s/politics from theonion.com

  • 20 comments
loading...

1
2

Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department

1 year ago by Drewski to /s/Libertarian from theonion.com

  • 1 comment
loading...

23
37

‘Frozen 2’ Creators Confirm That Elsa Gay But Also Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist - The OnionHumor

1 year ago by reluctant_commenter to /s/LGBDropTheT from theonion.com

  • 5 comments
loading...

4
5

Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

1 year ago by ActuallyNot to /s/whatever from theonion.com

  • 3 comments
loading...

3
2

Minneapolis Honors Police Brutality Victims By Dedicating Armored Vehicles To George Floyd

1 year ago by Drewski to /s/Satire from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

5
6

Studio Ghibli Theme Park Opening Delayed After Construction Site Overrun With Curious Forest Sprites

2 years ago by Tom_Bombadil to /s/funny from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

1
-

Disney Installs Animatronic Christian Missionaries To Convert Natives On Jungle Cruise Ride

2 years ago by Sw0rdofDam0cles to /s/Satire from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

3
1

FBI Vetting 25,000 National Guard Members Ahead Of Inauguration

2 years ago by Evilphd666 to /s/WayOfTheBern from theonion.com

  • 1 comment
loading...

2
1

QAnon Followers Frustrated After Q Calls For Respecting Election Results, Uniting Behind Biden

2 years ago by Drewski to /s/Satire from politics.theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

4
1

Nation Hopeful For Better Future Where Activist Celebrities Will Finally Shut The F*ck Up

2 years ago by Sw0rdofDam0cles to /s/Satire from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

2
-

Media Glad It Can Finally End Half-Assed Charade Of Trying To Understand American Populace

2 years ago by Sw0rdofDam0cles to /s/Satire from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

2
1

Wisconsin Reports Zero Evidence Of Voter Fraud In Ballots They’ve Thrown Out So Far

2 years ago by Sw0rdofDam0cles to /s/Satire from politics.theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

1
-

John Bolton Seething With Jealousy After Trump Gets To Become Living Biological Weapon

2 years ago by Drewski to /s/Satire from politics.theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

1
3

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Upgraded To Full DNC Speaking Slot After Announcing Support For Iraq War

2 years ago by EndlessSunflowers to /s/funny from politics.theonion.com

  • 2 comments
loading...

1
-

Study Finds Gap Widening Between Rich Pets And Poor Americans

2 years ago by Sw0rdofDam0cles to /s/Satire from theonion.com

  • 1 comment
loading...

1
-

Most Anticipated Games Of The Summer

2 years ago by Sw0rdofDam0cles to /s/Satire from ogn.theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

2
4

Severely Injured Woman Heroically Fights Off Paramedics Trying To Force Her Into Medical Debt

2 years ago by Sw0rdofDam0cles to /s/Satire from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

13
13

Biden Addresses Sexual Assault Allegations: ‘My Advisors Told Me To Say They Aren’t True’

2 years ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from theonion.com

  • 22 comments
loading...

11
20

Pope Francis Urges Priests To Refrain From Molesting Children Over Coronavirus Fears

3 years ago by [deleted] to /s/news from theonion.com

  • 6 comments
loading...

3
3

I'm Totally Psyched About This Abortion!

4 years ago by Froglich to /s/funny from politics.theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

5
6

Growing Drug Tolerance Drives Trump To Buy Black-Tar Hydroxychloroquine Off Dealer In D.C. Metro Station

2 years ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

1
1

Updated Patriot Act Finally Legalizes 80% Of Current FBI Operations

2 years ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from theonion.com

  • 1 comment
loading...

5
7

Study Finds It Statistically Impossible That Your Mom The Best Mom In The World

2 years ago by Tom_Bombadil to /s/funny from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

2
3

Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures

2 years ago by hennaojichan to /s/funny from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

1
1

NYPD Officer Hopes Black Teen Only Coughing Because He Just Choked Him

2 years ago by JasonCarswell to /s/Humor from local.theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

2
4

Russian Roulette Champion Wouldn’t Let His Son Play Russian Roulette

2 years ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from local.theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

-
2

Quarantined Umpire Cleans His Entire Home With Tiny Brush

2 years ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from sports.theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

2
12

British Man Astounded To Hear How Much It Would Cost To Get Mustard Jar Removed From Rectum Under U.S. Healthcare System

2 years ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from local.theonion.com

  • 3 comments
loading...

1
3

New Report Finds Americans Willing To Trust Scientific Knowledge Of Anyone Holding Glass Beaker Up To Light

2 years ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

1
2

Department Of Interior Announces Birds Will Continue Going About Regular Bird Activities During Pandemic

2 years ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

1
1

Trump Quietly Checks With Aides To Make Sure He’d Be Included In Receiving $1,000 Government Checks

3 years ago by Tom_Bombadil to /s/funny from politics.theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

2
5

Violently Bored Americans Begin Looting Puzzle Stores

3 years ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from theonion.com

  • 1 comment
loading...

1
2

Frustrated Dog Has No Time To Jerk Off Now That Owner Home All Day

3 years ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from local.theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

1
1

Conservative Worries Relief Checks Would Discourage Americans From Providing For Selves By Killing Him And Taking His Property

3 years ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from politics.theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

1
-

New Neutrogena Deep Cleanse Just 130-Pound Chimp That Rips Your Face Off

3 years ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

6
7

Bloomberg Hires Thousands Of Canvassers To Stop Black Men On Street And Force Them To Hear Campaign Pitch

3 years ago by [deleted] to /s/PoliticalHumor from politics.theonion.com

  • 3 comments
loading...

1
1

‘It’s Time To Go, Mr. Stone,’ Says Ski-Masked William Barr After Running Prison Bus Off Road

3 years ago by [deleted] to /s/PoliticalHumor from politics.theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

3
2

[Satire] Report: Doing Your Part To Stop Climate Change Now Requires Planting 30,000 New Trees, Getting 40,000 Cars Off The Road, Reviving 20 Square Miles Of Coral Reef

3 years ago by happysmash27 to /s/collapse from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

2
2

Cackling Julian Assange Disintegrates Into Lines Of Code As Baffled Authorities Attempt To Handcuff Him

3 years ago by EndlessSunflowers to /s/funny from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...

2
1

New Department Of Agriculture Study Finds 85% Of U.S. Farmers Woefully Kicking At Dirt

3 years ago by ikidd to /s/farming from theonion.com

  • comment
loading...
  • about
  • welcome to saidit
  • official sub
  • canary
  • wiki & faq
  • help
  • report spam and site abuse
  • list of subs
  • contact
  • terms & content policy
  • tech
  • open source code
  • apps & clients
  • NAB mirror of saidit
  • saidit mirror of NAB
  • donate
  • patreon
  • cryptocurrency

2023 SaidIt