Could you please send me a picture of your teeth?

submitted by IndianaJones from self.AskSaidIt

I know I can google it but it feels more special if it's from specific people.

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[–]chickenz 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i will do it.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

Sorry but I have denchers.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

Hahaha I like how you spell dentures haha aha I just wanna hug you. If I asked you for a hug, would you say yes? Haha hoo.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

No i dont like fisical contacks

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

That's okay lol. I just really like your satire posts, they're funny as hell, sweaty! Yikes!

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Im unsure if you are being genuine or teasing me.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

I'm being genuine. I always smile when I see your username. Haha.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Oh okay im glad i can bring some joy to people. Science knows im a miserable shit 5 out of 7 days of the week.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Oh okay im glad i can bring some joy to people.

I know you said you don't like physical contact, but what if I made a big fuss about it and cried? If I whinged hard enough, would you hug me then?

Science knows im a miserable shit 5 out of 7 days of the week.

What would you say is the number 1 reason for said misery? You don't have to go super in depth or anything but I am quite curious.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

If you were super pushy i would reluctantly oblige to a hug. And im miserable monday to friday because i hate my job and live for the weekend

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

If you were super pushy i would reluctantly oblige to a hug.

yesssssssssss

And im miserable monday to friday because i hate my job and live for the weekend

That is a fine reason to be miserable. I'm sorry, man. I hope you win the lottery soon.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (23 children)

I got a genetic special thing in my teeth. So sorry, but no.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (22 children)

Sorry, but yes. You having a genetic special thing for your teeth would make a photo of your teeth more valuable than the average teeth photo.

You have 24 hours to respond. I mean, nothing will happen after 24 hours, but this is just the time I would prefer you to respond by.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (21 children)

Both my upper and lower dentures carry teeth... you don't want to see.

I'm also immune to sunlight, fyi.

Also, all my teeth are fine. But from my teeth is clearly derivable, I'm no herbivore whatsoever.

Only two are visible, but it is kind of clear, you know, if you look at these teeth ?

You know ?

These small ones, they want to knock out, when you're just four years old ?

All four with the same "genetic" illness.

Before you ask: YES they do grow.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (20 children)

I really REALLY want to. But if you don't want to show me, that's ok.

Hypothetically though if I asked you to feel your teeth, would you say yes?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (19 children)

These are mostly frustration-driven.

Also, utterly small. But the form. Kind of "invincible", if my mood drops.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (18 children)

oh ok

Would you at least hug me?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

Of course. You still seem "ok".

I'm not insane.

I recognize humans, quite well.

The question is, would you still hug me?

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

Of course I would still hug you! hugs you ahhhh that feels so good ahhhh

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

But I'm quite a small, slender person.

I don't know how to feel right now. I shall be surprised.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

Well just because you are small and slender that doesn't mean you are unworthy of being loved and held :)