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This one time, I was taking a warm bath and I got a little too relaxed and made a diarrhea in the tub. I said listen here Demon! I rebuke you! in the name of JESUS!!! and the poo shot right back up in my anus leaving the bathwater clean. It was a miracle and I'll swear to it's authenticity.