I am a time traveller from the year 3000. I require bitcoin in order to buy some white ass which has become extinct and I refuse to fuck niggers which is mandated by the sino-israeli mind control cult that controls my year

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You'd turn down sex with a girl for being black? Wouldn't that make you voluntarily celibate? You better hope they don't revoke your incel credentials for this

[–]Banik2008 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Anyone with a pair of eyes and a functioning nose?

[–]Dragonerne 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wait, do you have sex with monkeys too?

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I can offer you a penny I found on the floor and half eaten sandwich

[–]turtlew0rk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not interested, sorry.

You may want to post this in a gay sub where you may have better luck finding a dude that is interested. I doubt anyone falls for your "turning shit into gold" line, but you may find someone with a shit-eating fetish too.

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Well, as it turns out... I am white and I also have an ass.

Heres a song I wrote about you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQnzeKKg7Yc