why do i fart so much?

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[–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Because all the dudes pounding your ass inevitably shove a bunch of air up there.

[–]DrRaccoon 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I am a doctor and I concur with the diagnosis.

[–]Monkecho 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You seem to be rather upset so it may influence your system...