Do you ever

submitted by Airbus320 from self.AskSaidIt

go in the handicap toilet if the normal one is busy?

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[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Yes. I just go in the handicapped toilet.

[–]Airbus320[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Nice, I am doing the same nowadays, have not gotten yelled yet

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I just go in the cleanest one. If someone is waiting I’ll wrap it up quick. If they appear to be upset I’ll apologize.

But I always take the cleanest stall. I don’t really care.

[–]Node 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Affect a convincing limp. Then nod and keep limping until they've closed the door.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You are more likely to get helped in.

[–]Airbus320[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

There is green and red buttons for old people in it. It is also more comfier with those weird stands

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'll use it even if the others aren't busy if my knee or something else is acting up. That railing they tend to have really comes in handy sometimes.

[–]KyleIsThisTall 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Excuse me, that term is offensive. Please call it the physically retarded stall.

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This is the whole reason I crippled myself!

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, but only if the others are occupied. I don't think it's the end of the world. Should people be free from ever having to wait in line because they're handicapped? What's the reasoning behind that?

[–]Mcheetah 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If I have to take a crap in public and can't hold it, I ONLY use the private single-person handicap restrooms. Don't care. Public stalls are for the filthiest of filthy people.

[–]TryingForAnOpenMind 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I just use whichever one is cleanest.

[–]Airbus320[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Handicap is cleaner most of the time in my experience

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

No, I am like Michael David Crawford, I shit into soup cans and throw them away.

[–]Airbus320[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

😮

[–]LadrenaLynx 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No but I am curious!