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[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I've had an erection for more than 4 hours and it's past time I emptied it. That might cover both questions...

[–]TimothyMcFuck 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Tired and bored

[–]RIPhooey[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You wouldn't be bored if you had a pet raccoon.

[–]TimothyMcFuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

True

[–]TimothyMcFuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

true

[–]Irumiblue4 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

All is good if God is with us.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'll be alright as long as the Raccoons stay out of my garbage cans and house. If not I got a sniper rifle to shoot them.

[–]twolanterns 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

war with the possums is still going on