How many of you have an asian girlfriend?

submitted by alexstein from self.AskSaidIt

I have two

they are sooooo asian it's not even funny. they have extremely tight asian pussies but sadly their faces are quite ugly looking. but i can look past that because of the aforementioned pussy scenario

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[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

I have an Asian ex-wife.

She was awesome until her ex-roommate's dog died. Then she tried to kill herself by pounding a fifth of rum and puking on the wall all the way up to the ceiling, threw a burning pizza at my face and bit a hole in my leg, and fucked a stranger in the parking lot of a Trader Joe's.

I guess the moral of this story is: keep your dogs on a leash

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Chottohen

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Was this all in the same day?

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No, this was over about a six month period.

Would have been one hell of a day

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Hold up, did you have a different username before?

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just this one!

[–]Mcheetah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So you're saying we need to... Watch_Dogs? 😎

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

they are sooooo asian it's not even funny.

Oh c'mon. It's a little funny...

[–]CheeseWizard 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

When the cope is so hard you start hallucinating.

[–]Mcheetah 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sure you do. Body pillows don't count, by the way.

I'm not saying this to be mean or something, but go touch grass, dude. You seem like you're perpetually on the internet and it's got you depressed. Unless you live in Detroit or Gary, Indiana or something, go outside. Even if it's just to go buy some Doritos at the store down the street or something.

And to answer the question, I've slept with more Asian girls than any other race but never dated one before. I also currently live in southeast Asia though, so maybe there's hope.

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Which flavour?

[–]Karce33 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Asians aren't that attractive. Plus at some point in their 40s, it's like they just change into an 80 year old.

Sex wise, been with whites, latinas, cherokees, and now married to a black woman. Best so far, definately black. If you love to eat pussy, they'll suck you till you're empty, and keep going to try to get more.