Batman faced his fears by going into the cave to confront the bats he was traumatized of. Should I as a 180 cm (5'11") manlet, spend a year in The Netherlands getting mogged by 6' tall Dutch women?

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[–]ID10T 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

5'11" manlet LMAO. Incels are fucking hilarious

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Some of those women are men.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]YurariYurato 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Conquer yourself.

[–]Be_incorrigible 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Goingoutforawalk 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

With the sorry state of relationships these days... I would recommend you avoid relationships. The burdens that will be imposed upon you as well as the unrealistic expectations, failure is the more common result. You will be expected to pay for everything but won't receive much appreciation or respect at the same time. Not to mention how common misandry is these days.

Enjoy your hobbies. Learn something new. Spend time with family and friends.

[–]Mcheetah[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wouldn't do it for women or the purpose of getting into a relationship down the line, Dutch or not, but for self-acceptance in being a modern-day Oompa Loompa with a slightly-better color palette. At least, if I can't get to a Turkish leg-lengthening clinic, as a $30,000 alternative. But thanks.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

If you do, make sure you go to one of those "Viking Restaurants". They aren't totally authentic of anything, but it's a bit of fun, and they give you a plastic Viking hat!

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

We don't have fucking Viking restaurants. This is the Netherlands, not Scandinavia.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 6 fun1 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

It's less interesting

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I think the Netherlands is more interesting for tourists, we're a very open people who are easy to befriend. And people like our weed and red light districts.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Germanic sense of humour

[–]WIPOC 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Dutch hats are better than Viking hats.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Ohhh, no, you're right. I was thinking of that one in Finland.
Sorry, the whole trip blurs together. My bad.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

What's your highlight of the Netherlands?

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

No, sorry, I mean I was literally thinking of that one in Finland - As in, I confused the Netherlands and Finland... Despite one being primarily snow and the other beautiful, rolling green. :( I've only flown over the Netherlands, never stopped.

I do want to see that village that's on all the post cards one day, the one with the windmill and the rows and rows of beautiful, vibrant flowers? Zanse Schan? Something like that? I know that's Peak Tourist shit, like the sex museum and the red light district, but I always thought that looked lovely.

Oh! Also, castles! You guys have Muiderslot, sitting like an island! And Doornenburg. I'd love to go all along the Rhine, maybe start at the sea and follow it right through and take a look at all the fortifications along it.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yes, Zaanse Schans. Alright, I approve of your plans. Much better than RLD and weed. I can tell you really looked into this. I don't even know about some of the things you mentioned.

Castles aren't exactly the first thing I associate this country with. Other countries like Germany and France have much more of them. But yes, we do have a few.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It's true. France and England were trying to Out Castle each other for ages, and Germany is in the heart of Europe, surrounded by "Friends", so castles were a must... But the Netherlands have this thing, so far as I can tell, where many of their "Castles" ended up being more like fortified manors. I'm sure it comes from building them later than some other places, but they end up looking less like imposing, imperialistic, military sites and more like homes of opulence and renaissance style. A lot of them also seem to be in bodies of water - not surrounded by moats so much as made into islands of their own.

It's cool!... Or, at least, if you like castles it's cool. I might like them more because my country wasn't even discovered until well after castles were a thing, so I'm interested in things I've never seen or had any connection to, while someone in Europe might be like: "Castles? Yeah, we got'em, but the Wifi is terrible."

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm interested in things I've never seen or had any connection to, while someone in Europe might be like: "Castles? Yeah, we got'em, but the Wifi is terrible."

Exactly!

[–]Goingoutforawalk 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Plastic?! Minnesota Viking's helmet ?

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think they would have protected your head from impact somewhat less.

[–]RankAssPalace 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

They must have deafening farts

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

When Celia cums
'tis earthquake hour
The bed vibrates like kettledrums
It is a grand display of power
When Celia cums

When Celia farts
My hasty nose
Sniffs up the fragrance from her parts
Shamed are the violets and rose
When Celia farts.

[–]RankAssPalace 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Moreee

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That one isn't mine, it's by Aleister Crowley. But here are my works.

[–]passionflounder 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

First, identify as a woman.

Second, go out and commit an arrestable felony. You absolutely must ensure that you get caught red-handed. Be sure to resist your arrest. Be a complete jerk to the police officers who apprehend you in order for them to hate you.

Third, be unrepentant at your trial. Also, do and say everything you can to piss of the jury. Along with the pissed-off cops barely able to contain their hatred for you at trial, this will ensure a guilty verdict and guarantee that you receive the maximum term in a woman's prison.

Fourth, let your cellmate have her way with you. That way, when you are released in 25 years, you will not only have finally relinquished your virginity but will most certainly be a new man... err... woman.

I really should write an advice column.