Is there an online movie service that isn't complete shit?

submitted by fschmidt from self.AskSaidIt

I have been using Amazon Video but they keep making their UI worse and worse. I need to be able to filter out movies after 2010 since they are all crap. Is there any service besides Amazon that lets me do this? Probably not because everything produced by modern scum is unusable crap. Anyway, I thought I would ask. Presumably the answer is no, and this is yet another reason why modern scum deserve complete extermination.

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[–]Mcheetah 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Plenty of them. Putlockerz, Project Free TV, 123movies, etc.

[–]fschmidt[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

These sites are spammy, taking me to other sites when clicking on links.

[–]Mcheetah 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

They're free and aren't complete shit. If you want to waste your money on the same content you deem is "shit," then you're all out of luck.

[–]fschmidt[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Modern scum aren't willing to pay for quality, which is one reason why there is no quality.

[–]Mcheetah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There's nothing out there that's worth paying for that's quality. What's your pick? The pedo streaming service that had "Cuties?" The streaming service trying to indoctrinate your children with LGBT propaganda in The Little Mermaid and Pixar movies? Or the streaming service doing slightly less LGBT propaganda, but using Chinese labor and CCP support to make crap for Bezos like "The Rings of Power?" $15 to $30 a month for THAT when I can just as easily watch it for free? And you want to talk to me about quality? Like Gabe Newell said (I'm paraphrasing:) People don't pirate shit when it's actually worth paying for.

[–]fschmidt[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I found a solution.

https://flixable.com/

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

https://mubi.com

[–]fschmidt[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Looks like this works too. But they don't have pricing anywhere. I generally won't use anything that doesn't have transparent pricing.

[–]DOMINATRIXFUCKFUCK 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Now let’s start this off right. You are a slave. You don’t realize it yet, but you will eventually. I’m your master and the lady is your mistress. You will be totally docile. You’ll be very quiet and you’ll speak only when spoken to. Never initiate conversation. Keep your mouth shut. Any time that you are spoken to, you will be required to respond and it will be with proper speech. Remember that we are in the dungeon game and as long as you are here, it’s the only game in town. Any time that you are asked a question where a yes or no answer is required, you will respond by saying, “yes, master; no, mistress; no, master; etcetera.” You will show proper respect. Having to use the word master or mistress may sound funny, petty or vain to you, but that’s all right. If you choose not to do it, you can laugh while you’re being whipped or when your body is convulsing under the electroshock machine.

You will respond to commands without protest or resistance. Do exactly what you’re told, nothing else. Remember that here you are a slave and failure to respond to a command will definitely get you in trouble. If I decide to rape you in your pussy or in your asshole, don’t resist or struggle. When I tell you to spread your legs, or to pull em back, you say, “yes, master” and obey the command, cause to do anything less will get you beaten. If I tell you I want to be sucked off, you say, “yes, master” and open your mouth.

I love oral sex, if it’s done right. You’re going to be taught exactly the way I like it. How to use your lips and tongue. We’ll be practicing a lot and each time, when I get ready to come, I’m going to push my penis down your throat and keep it there until I get through squirtin’. I’m not gonna choke you, but you need to learn to hold your breath and to swallow every bit of the sperm. If I see one drop leaking out of your mouth, I’m gonna punish you. Basically, it’s gonna be the same with your mistress. If she demands oral sex, you say yes mistress and respond. She also will teach you exactly the way she likes it. And you will keep using your tongue on her pussy until she gets off.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They're transparent about how much gifting it costs, that's an indication of the regular price as well (it might be slightly lower). So about $10 / month. Good deal.

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    [–]fschmidt[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    It can't filter by year and has a horrible modern UI.

    [–]A-KANGAROO-FUCKER 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Now let’s start this off right. You are a slave. You don’t realize it yet, but you will eventually. I’m your master and the lady is your mistress. You will be totally docile. You’ll be very quiet and you’ll speak only when spoken to. Never initiate conversation. Keep your mouth shut. Any time that you are spoken to, you will be required to respond and it will be with proper speech. Remember that we are in the dungeon game and as long as you are here, it’s the only game in town. Any time that you are asked a question where a yes or no answer is required, you will respond by saying, “yes, master; no, mistress; no, master; etcetera.” You will show proper respect. Having to use the word master or mistress may sound funny, petty or vain to you, but that’s all right. If you choose not to do it, you can laugh while you’re being whipped or when your body is convulsing under the electroshock machine.

    You will respond to commands without protest or resistance. Do exactly what you’re told, nothing else. Remember that here you are a slave and failure to respond to a command will definitely get you in trouble. If I decide to rape you in your pussy or in your asshole, don’t resist or struggle. When I tell you to spread your legs, or to pull em back, you say, “yes, master” and obey the command, cause to do anything less will get you beaten. If I tell you I want to be sucked off, you say, “yes, master” and open your mouth.

    I love oral sex, if it’s done right. You’re going to be taught exactly the way I like it. How to use your lips and tongue. We’ll be practicing a lot and each time, when I get ready to come, I’m going to push my penis down your throat and keep it there until I get through squirtin’. I’m not gonna choke you, but you need to learn to hold your breath and to swallow every bit of the sperm. If I see one drop leaking out of your mouth, I’m gonna punish you. Basically, it’s gonna be the same with your mistress. If she demands oral sex, you say yes mistress and respond. She also will teach you exactly the way she likes it. And you will keep using your tongue on her pussy until she gets off.