If you could be one animal, what would you be and why?

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Birds are pretty cool, you can fly anywhere and shit on people.

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels. -Prince Philip

I'd like to be the virus that cures the virus of Prince Philip.

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[–]Mnemonic 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Birds != real!

The lobster deals with this question and gives a fairly good reason to be one.