IMAGINE BEING STUCK WITH SOME UGLY SMELLY FAT LANDWHALE WITH NO WAY OUT.
IMAGINE BEING STUCK WITH A MOOCH LEACH WHO DOES NOTHING ALL DAY BUT SPEND YOUR MONEY AND SIT AT HOME TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU TO HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY. HAVING TO JERK OFF IN THE BATHROOM IN SECRET BECAUSE SHE HAS DENIED YOU SEX FOR THE 10TH TIME THAT WEEK.
IMAGINE BEING DRAGGED TO GO SHOPPING AND WATCH ROMANCE MOVIES AND HAVING TO PAY FOR IT.
GENTLEMAN. WE WON. WE ARE THE WINNERS. WE BEAT THE SYSTEM. THE GAME IS RIGGED BUT WE DIDN'T FALL FOR THE TRAPS.
DOES IT HURT? IS IT PAINFUL? IS IT EMBARRASSING IN THE CONTEXT OF A SOCIETAL TROPE? YES. BUT CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVES LISTED ABOVE. WE ARE OUR OWN MEN. WE MARCH TO THE BEAT OF OUR OWN DRUM. WE WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE GREATEST OF OUR GENERATION, THE ONES THAT STOPPED THE CYCLE OF MADNESS OF PUTTING A METAL FUCKING HOOP ON SOME RANDOM GEOGRAPHICALLY CONVENIENT FOID'S FINGER AND THEN HAVING TO FUCK THE SAME EXACT FAT STRETCHED VAGINA YEAR AFTER YEAR UNTIL YOU DIE.
THINK ABOUT WHO THE REAL FUCKING LOSERS ARE, US? WITH OUR FREEDOM AND MONEY AND DIGNITY? OR THEM, WITH THEIR HATEFUL DISGUSTING FOIDS LOCKED IN A RELATIONSHIP THAT IS PURE MISERY.
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