I'm Going Retarded on Tinder, EVERY Match "What's your favorite food and when are you available to eat" and I get hit with "I don't know what my favorite food is and I don't know when I'll be available, I'll have to think about it for a while and decide" JESUS CHRIST IF I WAS CHAD FOR THE FUCCCCCCK

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[–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

if you chad fish send us pics for the blackpill archives before rope. but dont rope., man: you ascended man

[–]OPStolen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

until i touch a woman, i haven't ascended. i begged for a date from a basic ass latina, i went on a date with 4 fat women that had jacked teeth, I went out with a redhead white girl that was like 4ft 8 and weird looking. Ascension is getting, at the very least, your looksmatch and being able to touch her.

I'm turned 21 last week and i haven't been sober since. i'm absolutely buzzed out of my mind right now suffering. I just want to hug a woman one last time. I want to go on a date with a woman that I'm not embarrassed to be sitting at a table with. I want to have a woman I can show off to people and talk with and touch and not feel like I'm walking on eggshells in every basic ass conversation. Then, I can end it all.

[–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

nah bro you said your not fully incel anymore. I get what you mean but if you can land all that there's no reason to rope.

[–]asterias 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

What do you think about that? Maybe you should try your luck with a sugar mama.

[–]OPStolen[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

A sugar momma isnt ascensiiiion. it's just a woman fetihsizing you becaus eou're black, im drunkr n but i ann telly ou that for shure,. ya sugarmmomma is losing.

[–]asterias 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it's just a woman fetihsizing you

Doesn't sound that bad. And that example doesn't look bad as well, even for someone not into black women.

[–]Vortex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Always hungry landwhale.

Passions: music, art

Bullshit, if she didn't asked you "Rap or rock? What is your favorite band? When are you available for live show?"