I'm Trans-Jew!

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[–]EnglbertFrigstein[S] 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Hi everyone, my name is EnglbertFrigstein and I'm Trans-Jew!

I always knew that I wasn't born in the right body, I always felt like a victim but nobody respected me without being a minority. I was born white so nobody cared that I was poor.

Then it struck me, i should have known all along. I love money and want people to be polite to me without earning their respect. I've been a Jew all along!

No longer am I Steve Bobson of Delaware, I'm EnglbertFrigstein of New Isreal! I'm a Trans-Jew, and you know what, you could be too!

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Trans racial and valid. Stunning and brave.

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You mean like Madonna? I think she transitioned to Jew too. L'chaim!

[–]Gravi 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Please don't take away my hard earned shekels!

[–]carn0ld03 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's unfortunate.

[–]GuyWhite 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If I were applying to college, I’d identify as a nigger.