Don't take this seriously; I just now feel obligated to make this now. I've been on this site for three weeks now. ChatGPT recommended it to me.

I never fucking liked Real Reddit. I first joined in 2014, and it was a cum dumpster echo-chamber of censorship and leftist horseshit even then. I've gotten banned from Quora (2012-2018), GirlsAskGuys (2020-2023), and now Reddit (2014-2023), even though I rarely used Reddit for anything other than shitposting.

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I'm a normal guy, but don't mistake that for boring or ordinary. I'm special, but normal. What do I mean by that? I mean, I'm not a retard, freak, asshole, cuck, or degenerate. Seems like most people in Western society nowadays are one of those five.

A retard: a pretty stupid person who says and does stupid shit.

A freak: a slut or whore who's self-worth doesn't extend beyond their holes and being used as a fun-time flesh bag.

An asshole: self-explanatory.

A cuck: a male-feminist spineless loser type with no masculinity or testosterone and subscribes to thots on OnlyFans, but ironically has the expectation and entitlement to still be treated like a man and taken seriously.

A degenerate: you know who you are. The people who think anal and tossed salad is "normal," an immature loser who thinks "polyamory" counts as an actual grown-up relationship, a piece of shit who thinks "kids can consent," and thinks being queer is a personality trait or uses it as a criticism shield against being a pedo.

So yeah, that eliminates about 99.9% of the Reddit userbase, in case they want to come over here now.

Just saying, if you're one of those people, would you kindly fuck off? We don't want a "California snowflake blizzard coming into Texas" situation over here. Only I'd be more like an Ohioan moving into Texas. Yeah, I haven't been here long, but I already like it here better than I ever did on any of the other forum sites. GirlsAskGuys was pretty cool and politically diverse before the Twitter fags that Elon Musk fired, came on as admins and started mass banning people for no reason other than disagreement.

So yeah, if you're one of the walking failures who has pronouns in their online bios, uses the term "incel" as your catch-all insult to anyone who has different beliefs than you, and think feminism is positive in any way, then please Epstein your ass outta here. Please? Yeah, I know how reverse psychology works and how people don't usually listen to polite requests; I figure it's still worth a shot.

The site is filled with quite a few actual, legitimate Neo-Nazis and non-woke racists. And I'd gladly take the KKK inbreds over the shitstains that make up the typical Reddit userbase since at least the former isn't advocating for teaching glory holes and gay porn to second graders. Redditors are usually just as hateful by the way; they just think hating white people, straight people, and men is justified and acceptable, because it's socially trendy thing right now. So yeah, if you want free speech, you gotta listen to a few 20 year old edgelords drop a N-bomb or two from the safety of their bedrooms with the lights off, the doors closed, and the curtains shut, like they're letting out a giant fart they've been holding in for ten minutes. Stupidity comes with free speech, after all.

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As for me? I don't hate anyone. ...Except retards, freaks, assholes, cucks, and degenerates, like I said. And Redditors/Twitteratti, cause they're usually all five of those, combined. I'm actually not even Conservative, though I have more in common with the political right than I do the political left, nowadays. I used to be Liberal/Democrat for a while, back when they used to mean "free speech and not having people push their shit in my face and tell me what to do." So I guess nowadays being all for free speech and not having people push their shit in my face, makes me "a MAGA hat, January 6th, ultra-conservative" or some shit, in the minds of CNN-watching retards. Besides abortion and me not being religious, I don't even disagree with Conservatives on most things, though. Again, at least they're not trying to groom children or push fucking hormone blockers onto ten year olds.

I DID vote for Trump, twice. But I also voted for Obama twice and regretted it. Nowadays, I'd literally fuck Hillary Clinton if it means we could get Tulsi Gabbard as president. Or Ron Paul, even as old as he is. (I'd take the bullet and risk my dick rotting off with Hillary if it meant saving this country.) In 2024, I'd take Trump over that con-artist, snake oil salesman Ron DeSantis, who's got the Conservatives eating out of his hand like Obama used to with Democrats. But ultimately, the president is a figurehead position. Official US mascot and nothing more. So what's it really matter?

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Bottom line, if you believe the political "Democratic" left OR political "Republican" right is good, then you're probably a fucking idiot. Just like 90-95% of human beings on this planet.

You see, it took me a long time to learn the value of balance. Not being a hardcore Christian or a smug dickhead Atheist, but Agnostic. Not being super-right leaning or super-left leaning, but an Independent. It's all about balance. Balance helps you see things clearly. And balance keeps you sane in a world full of massive stupidity, daily cult-like allegiance to criminal politicians, and literal global domination and brainwashing by Klaus Schwab, Larry Fink, Bill Gates, the Clintons, and other Globalist company.

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I work with one teacher who thinks he's an intellectual and acts like a typical liberal (despite not being American) and behaves like a skeptic to everything outside of the mainstream. Or, in other words, a 2011 internet atheist. The type who thinks the mainstream media would never lie to you, the CCP isn't out to hurt anyone, COVID came from bat piss, Pfizer and the American congress would never fuck over the country in order to make billions in profit, and that Joe Biden is doing a decent job running America and that most decisions come directly from him. And if you disagree with said coworker, you're just "a conspiracy theorist, flat-earther, anti-vaxxer dumbass."

THAT level of smug ignorance, is what Reddit reminded me of. Being so fucking dense and stupid in the face of overwhelming evidence, but so sure of yourself. In fact, it's what many people in society remind me of.

Online, you're usually dealing with one extreme of right-leaning doomsday preppers who watch Alex Jones religiously and think everyone wants to exterminate the white race, versus the other extreme of left-leaning "Trust The Science™" moronic, pronoun-spouting, "trans-ally" sheep with their heads in the sand who just do what they're told and would be literally, completely useless if a war broke out tomorrow.

In the real world, people may think these same things. But they'll never say it. There's the superficial veil of "normalcy" when you're not on the internet. But they still hold these beliefs, even if they won't share them. Some Redditors actually have jobs that don't involve 20 hours of dog walking, you know? These are real people, who exist in the real world, spouting their idiocy online. But what if you didn't have to "hide" who you truly are?

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So balance is the key. It took me 36 years to learn this (well, not really; I learned it before now.) And I try to live as an example towards others. The whole "speak softly, but carry a big stick" approach. Of course, I'm not perfect and I still have my shit to work on; like my insecurities with being short (180 cm,) my looks, or being single as I watch the world around me crumble, all alone in this literal, actual dystopia we're all living in that only I seem to be aware of.

But hey, I'm not boring, but I am normal, so there's that. I doubt anyone else can relate to any of this, but that's who I am. I'm a "you do you" person, but leave the tranny shit out of schools, don't ask me to use your retarded pronouns, and if you call someone an "incel" as an insult, I'm not even going to waste my time with you because your parents completely failed you and life has already punished you enough.

That's Mcheetah! Nice to fuckin' meet ya!