O hai, I'm Busky the Busker

submitted by Busky from self.Introductions

Hai there, I'm Busky the Busker. Busker by trade, Busky by nature. You might be interested to know that I play the guitar on the street due to my drinking issues and to avoid spending time with my partner or the woman online that I simp for. Busking is a great job, it connects me with people who I care about and they give me money, they often tell me to buy a new pair of socks at Walmart but I just buy more to drink, that way I sound better when I sing and people like me more. I'm sure those black eyes are from falling over laughing while singing with my friends. I hope you'll all be my friends too, can I sing for you? Here's a song I sang for my last group of friends.

"Fuck you and your sister, faggot fuck you too because I love to sing and do it better than you"

What do you think?

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[–]TitsAndWhiskey 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

/u/musky your retarded friend is back and wants to know if you can play

[–]Musky 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Oh no, we forgot to put on his autism helmet.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And chin strap and drool guard.

[–]ExtraordinaryPhallus 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Welcome, Busky. You da man.

[–]MagicMike 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You can’t get a black eye.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Probably just a fat worthless nigger playing Busky on the internet. Yup, I was right.

[–]xoma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

In addition to the "insightful", and "happy" votes, there really should be a "go fuck yourself" one too.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Coming from you, it would be a badge of honor. Get fucked pussy.

[–]xoma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My man Busks is literally living the high life. I bet as tough as you have it, the corporate zombies are waaay more nervous and depressed than you are.

With you, singing guitar brother. At least you provide a useful service to the world... :)