Okidoki! Why am I here? I have always been respectful, polite, and humorous on reddit. I have a degree and expertise in my field, and argue mostly science, psychology and philosophy. But for some reason they permabanned every one of my accounts for GOD KNOWS which reasons, but getting through to the admins on this one is beyond God's ability.

These accounts were between 1 and 13 years old, I'm talking over 50 of them, many created in the early days of Reddit when this was not an issue at all. I was allowed to have them, never broke any meaningful rules, I managed several large subs, one of which had 200K subs, suddenly BAM WHAM AMBERLAMPS, gone.

I've spent over a decade and a half on that site DAILY, and helped shape it into the absolute turd that it has become today- though I can't take the full credit because after the new Chinese owners took over, my fraction of a contribution is dwarfed by their influence. Even prior to that tbh, the admins and the people running the show have been systematically removed and replaced with corporate mouthpieces and very angry fascistoid supermods that have been caught time and again abusing the system for their own purposes, but w/e.

OK, no biggie. I'll just create another account and I'll go back to lurk and comment here and there, I honestly don't have time to do that shite anymore, right? I don't spend even ten minutes on there on any given day, BUT... It is still "MY" home. I've had Reddit longer than most people have dogs, for fucks sakes.

ALAS! "Fuck you, user, our systems have detected you are an evil man and don't contribute to the bottom line, so fuck off and don't come back."

That's why I'm here. Sorry for the pathetic crying Wojak rant, it is what it is.

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