Hello, I am Bob

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I'm Bob and I'm a Breatharian, here to share Breatharianism to the masses. It's nice to meet you all!

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    [–]BreatharianBob[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Greetings future Breatharian, will you be embracing GOD by inhaling the holy spirit? It's like the LORD is ejaculating directly into your face and it feeds your life force. Ignore the haters, they know nothing of the power you will gain from this magnificent practice which goes back millenia.

    [–]scornedandsedated 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I have seen the GOD and he told me that breathing air is the DEVIL'S wishes. the DEVIL loves people who suck the live giving gas that other animals need. The DEVIL loves breathers!

    [–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    nobody cares Bob

    [–]bjll 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    hello

    [–]NellyAurora 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Hello Bob. If you have time try to play heardle 90s game.