So imagine there’s an airplane filled with lesbians, they’re flying to Dinah Shore, or it’s an Olivia Cruises ship - lesbian couples galore.
Something mysterious happens, they crash/sink, but they survive (lesbian ingenuity) and shortly find themselves on a desert island. Here’s our cast of characters and a short intro blurb on each:
Kristen Stewart – killer looks, unknown how long can survive without cigarettes
Ellen Page – strengths: permaculture, love of nature; weaknesses: her wife
Virginia Woolf –observer of people, can survive without pen and paper for up to 20 days
Anne Lister – aka Gentleman Jack, shoots rats out of her window for sport, don’t prick her pride or she goes ballistic
Eleanor Roosevelt – peace maker, the force behind The Universal Declaration of Human Rights, weak point: women journalists
Audre Lorde – poet, civil rights activist, dismantling the “master’s house” since 1934
Julie D’Aubigny – 17th century swordfighter, will save her girl form a convent using a dead body (don’t ask), and will set it on fire after they leave
Gertrude Stein – networker, influencer, promoter of all things beautiful, calls things by their name: “A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose…”
Lea DeLaria – proud butch, will make you laugh your panties off, charm skills – 100000000
Leisha Hailey – can make anything out of wood, weaknesses: doesn’t wood”work” without Kate Moennig.
Kate Moennig – expert fisherwoman, committed introvert, cooks a mean chicken.
Jodie Foster – intellectualizes every crisis, comes complete with a huge closet and film camera.
Jane Lynch – can make stones cry, weakness – can’t cry herself
Kate McKinnon – cats, birds and other woodland creatures flock to her like she was Snow White; rendered powerless by Gillian Anderson-looking redheads.
Sarah Paulson – great acting chops, afraid (of everything)
Ellen – sense of humour, favorite hobby: terrifying Sarah Paulson (she calls it 'pranks'), weak point: other people
There’s a complication: the island is populated by a race of thirsty bisexual women – so a few lesbians will have to be ‘sacrificed’ to them. (Cruel, I know :) )
Only three make it back to civilization. What is your pick and why?
Feel free to add your characters (or yourself), and their strengths and weaknesses. Or give us your version of “Kiss, marry, kill”.
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