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[–]lmaonope333 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I want to get drunk with a bunch of lesbians and have a lesbian make dinner for me 👉👈

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

How close are you to Washington? You can tag me out. Lol

[–][deleted] 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I’m so angry at the world this evening to the point that I want to smack a TIM with my genetics textbook. My main anger stems from the fact I accidentally ran into she-ra smut in which I can only assume a TIM drew Adora with a full fledged dick and I’m STILL MAD. Makes me SICK

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

I once offered a client who wanted me to train their horse to be smoother in his gate a magic comb capable changing genetics. She was not amused.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Haha like a horse’s gait can be magically transformed. It’s a horse, it’s gonna always be kinda bumpy, no matter how careful he runs or walks

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I told her if she wanted a walker she shouldn’t have bought a grade quarter horse.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The audacity hahaha. Guess she doesn’t know her breeds

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It really didn’t help that he was so wide just sitting on him wasn’t comfortable, his conformation was so bad he looked like every body part belonged to a different horse and that made his lope feel like a slow jog. The only thing he had going for him is he was very willing and honest.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

I just got back from Ikea. I wish someone was making me dinner!!

What are you making?

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

Grilling a whole tri tip outside, while juggling roasted red pepper green beans and bacon gruyere smashed potatoes inside. Maybe the centralized bitchiness I have going on is from being hungry lol.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

Hangry Smashed-face Dyke Makes Smashed Potatoes

That sounds delicious, Grumpy Grumperton. Time for another Ensure.

Also, not to be mom-friend, but i thought you were supposed to be laying down?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

Yes but if the wife was in charge it would literally be cereal all the way around

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

LOL. She’s in charge of breakfast

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

She’s a monster that uses non fat milk on corn flakes

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Non-fat anything is wrong and gross. Especially yogurt

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Exactly! It gets even worse because she drinks non-fat milk over ice. I guess everyone has their weird thing I alway tell her it’s fucking savage.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

That is just not right, Buckskin. Milk on ice? Remember A Clockwork Orange? The woman ain’t right!

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You have no idea how new many items I could add to that list in the last 24 hours.

[–]VioletRemi 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

At the evening I was playing Star Renegades game, that was just released. And now I'm on work.

[–]TarshishJupiter 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I also cooked tonight. Made some chicken and dumplings. Then after eating, promptly took a too-late nap.

[–]HelloMomo 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I'm about to finish reading Gideon the Ninth. It's great, I'd recommend it to anyone; it's good, it's gay. A swordswoman and a necromancer, two childhood enemies who dearly despise one another, are forced to work together because Reasons, and it's great. The voice of the narration is like nothing I've ever read before.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I love it! So funny

[–]bradjohnsonishere2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Doing lesbian stuff... hanging out with my pet lizard while sanding down a trunk im refinishing and listening to my favorite murder