The Village People - Updating for greater relevance

submitted by WanderingElephant from self.Lesbians

My streaming app produced a song by this band last night and it set off a question. For those who dont know, they're an old band whose signature style was to dress as stereotypically gay sexual fantasy figures of the time (police officer, construction worker etc.). So I asked myself a very unnecessary question - What would a lesbian version of the band rep? I decided it might be, for reasons beyond my own understanding:

1 ) A racing driver 2) A cowgirl 3) A geek / quatum physics reader / librarian 4) A CEO of an international aid foundation 5) A vetinary Surgeon

Please help! My list feels a bit lame and its ruining my imaginary campy lesbian band.

Edit: I dont know how formatting works either.

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[–]Innisfree 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'll add a firefighter and a boat captain (a nod to the lesbian pirates of yore)

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I’m a real cowgirl, I even have a nice pair of broke in shotgun chaps I’m willing to put on. Plus I know a good looking farm vet. So there’s #2 and #5, the other 3 you have to do the work to find lol

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Chaps made u gay

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Super lesbian with non cut up legs. Just the way I like it.

[–]Innisfree 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Also while we're at it, can we have our glorious band reissue a cover of the Bee Gees track "Stayin' Alive" as "Stayin' a dyke"?

Edit: It would drive the queer crowd bonkers! :)

[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I like it! I would have chosen 1) Astronaut 2) Marine 3) Doctor 4) Cat shelter volunteer 5) Dominatrix

Formatting help is at the bottom right corner of the box where you write your text (formatting help) and here.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Change racing driver to Motorist, cowgirl to ranch hand, geek to surfer girl, keep CEO but have it as a general CEO, and change vet surgeon to a vegan.

[–]Ricky_Ticky 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In the lesbian edition of The Village People I would replace CEO with a yuppie girl and vet with a dreamy artist type of girl

[–]florasis 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gynaecologist. Working with their passion :D

[–]candiedDagon 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I suggest a nun, a Jewish rabbi, and a Baptist minister playing black metal.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

How tf is that sexy? haha whatever floats your boat

[–]florasis 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe the girl is religious or something lol

[–]Innisfree 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Shalom there

Love the vibe of this post.

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    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Lawyer, organic farmer, grad student. Hahahaha

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    Park ranger, volunteer fire-fighter, bar tender, slutty DJ, photographer, handy neighbour, phys-ed teacher, soccer coach, folk singer, spoken word artist, performance artist, director of photography or first a.d., stunt woman. Lol

    [–]Innisfree 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    This reads both like a list of les TV rep in the 90's - early noughties. And a list of your exes. Lol

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    It is pretty much a list of some of my exes lol