Redditor is rape survivor

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[–]BobOki 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

When you stupid fucking ideology gets in the way of a relationship, it's time to dump your stupid ass ideology.

[–]clownworlddropout 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

What a pansy lol

[–]jet199[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Seriously this is exactly the type of guy who turns troon at 40 and dumps his wife an kids.

All because he's too scared to touch the real woman in his bed.

[–]Musky 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (2 children)

How do I get my wife to rape me more?

[–]Node 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Bath salts.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It’s okay bb I got you. Just let me get my wig and lipstick on

[–]Trab 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

Tell them Men can't be raped by women (obviously unless it's an extreme rare circumstance) and watch their heads explode

[–]bucetao6969 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

It does happen, it's a real thing.

Just not this. At MOST it would be breaking a boundary. Just talk it over.

But god fucking dammit. How many men wishing they had this and this guy ruining it for everyone.

[–]jet199[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

The fact you think it happens makes you part of the problem.

Big hairy arsed man scared a man old women is going to put her vagina on you.

Rape is forced penetration of the victim, not unwanted sex.

[–]TitsAndWhiskey 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve fucked women I didn’t really want to because they guilted/coerced me into it, but it’s like… absolutely nothing. Just throwing a dog a bone.

Completely different from being forcibly penetrated.

[–]bucetao6969 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Rape is forced penetration of the victim, not unwanted sex.

What? No. A woman forced a guy at gunpoint to penetrate her to get his milk and get his baby because he's rich.

[–]jet199[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Is that your dirty little fantasy?

So the first step to making it reality is you have to get rich.

Might take some time.

[–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You saying it "never happens" is extremely condescending.

No, it's not my fantasy. I don't fantasize when it comes to real life breeding, in fiction at MOST (it's still hella weird).

You don't need to be rich to be desirable. A neighborhood full of minimum wage women would desire you if you're just a bit above minimum wage.

[–]TitsAndWhiskey 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Redditors and autism. Name a more classic combo.

[–]Bitch-Im-a-cow 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I'd wonder why you and Musky want to read about pubescent angst on Reddit, but I don't want to know the answer.

[–]jet199[S] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

These children are 25.

[–]TitsAndWhiskey 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bitch tits is retarded. No use explaining anything to him.

[–]Node 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Kids usually transition into adulthood in their 40s, on average.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Very big children, can they walk?

[–]topiary2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are you required by law to always have L takes? Funny how you people now all of a sudden care about children.

[–]brimshae 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

gets BJ alarm clock

complains on reddit

That entire site and 99% of its userbase needs to be launched in to the sun.

[–]ID10T 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

What the actual fuck did I just read. I bet this loser will be the next one to have a "my gf just cheated on me with the same guy my last gf cheated on me with" post.

[–]jet199[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

These guys seem to want to make themselves actively unattractive to their partners then get surprised when the relationship falls apart.

Is this the male version of the "if I was ugly would you still love me?" shit test?

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

My girlfriend cheated on me with my alternate personality. /r/schizophrenia normalization.

[–]jet199[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I've certainly seen someone say their partner raped them because one of their personalities wanted sex but then another one showed up who didn't.

[–]Gravi 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The correct thing to do in such a situation is say "Thank you!", god forbid she kisses him without consent.

[–]jet199[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lip Rape!!!

[–]KyleIsThisTall 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lol fag

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just admit you're gay, dude.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

😮

[–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I probably would get uncomfortable as well because it's the kind of thing you do if you wanna steal someone's seed. But "rape"? 🤣

[–]Airbus320 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Stop being introvert

[–]turtlew0rk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You are worried about someone stealing your seed??? For what purpose? You do realize they can't get pregnant swallowing your "seed".

[–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

For what purpose?

child support? Idiot

You do realize they can't get pregnant swallowing your "seed".

The man is sleeping, they can get him to ejaculate and take his sperm and put in the vagina. You don't need to swallow a blowjob.

[–]turtlew0rk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Where do I even begin? lol

First I would say that if this is something you are worried about your girlfriend doing you should break up with her ASAP.

Second, if she was planning on getting pregnant without your consent there easier and more effective ways she could do so. Stop taking her pill or whatever birth control she is on and convince you at the last second to finish in her, secretly poke holes in a condom perhaps.

And thirdly, what you are describing is basically an artificial insemination. There is a reason you these are done by doctors with special equipment. Sperm will not survive being scooped up and and inserted into a vagina by whatever means you or this theoretical evil money hungry girlfriend have in mind.

Being woken up with a blowjob is probably one then best things you will ever experience in your life the girl that does it is a keeper. I would think a guy whos screen name that ends with '6969' would know this already. The way you worded your response makes me think you may just be young and inexperienced which would explain a lot.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Michael David Crawford was raped by his father that way when he was 12. That is why he was so messed up before he died.

[–]jet199[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Child sexual assault is a completely different situation

This guy isn't a little boy facing a big scary adult and neither are you.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

The 737MAX investigator?

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

No the Software Engineer

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah the dude I am thinking of was that, too.

Technically I'd call what he wrote "firmware," but you never see that word in a job title.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

MacOS using Metroworx C++? Same guy. He was Bisexual and Schizoaffective Disorder really messed up. He couldn't sleep because he had brain damage that took away the automatic breathing function of the brain. Wiks Aphreasia or something and poisoned himself he was a master in chemistry.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

His dad woke him up with blowjobs though?

[–]turtlew0rk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I believe this counts as attempted murder in the woke world.