Micronations

Sultan Ali, also known as Brennan White, leader of the Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy, accidentally slept in and missed Fajr prayer, missed his bus to school, and missed his opportunity to get a hot spa bath in the royal palace. He says his alarm clock wasn't working and he missed his bus that takes him to school across the border in the USA where sultan Ali humbly attends a public school to help him get a foreign education to be a better leader for Qarsherskiy. Taking it like a champ and keeping it cool, sultan Ali ran 3 miles in under an hour, got to school and got an unexcused late pass. He was seen grabbing a Halal chicken biscuit and soy milk for breakfast and washing his face in the bathroom sink. It is reported by a student named Mike DuJones that Brennan was observed informing his teacher why he was late. Woodside High School, where the sultan attends school across the border in America, is a 3.2 mile walk from the Royal Presidential Palace in downtown Qarsherabad. We interviewed anonymously a member of the QDF (Qarsherskiy defense Forces) who said "Our drones carried ice water inside of cold water balloons and we were ready to use our water-balloons to attack any neo-Nazis from the federated states of Bombenfein that tried to attack our dear and beloved sultan. seeing him on that screen from a powerful camera, flying thousands of feet in the sky, stealthily following our sultan, it was exhilarating to say the least," said the QDF agent who remains anonymous. A member of QIA (Qarsherskiy Intelligence Agency) ground crew told us: "Yeah, we had to follow our dear Sultan Ali through brush and trees, being stealth so the neo-Nazis didn't see our position. We followed alongside the sultan in trees running parallel to the roads he walked down. It was hard to keep up with the fast guy who ran 3 miles in slightly less than an hour," said the anonymous QIA agent.